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NEWSFLASH! Been reported on the News that Merseyside has been flooded due to thousands of scousers p!ss!ng themselves after the champs league final



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“Teacher asks class to put the word contagious in a sentence..

Ron says the measles are contagious.

Katie said that bird flu is around and its contagious.

Little Lilly Ella says my dad Steven Gerrard was watching Fergie lose the Champions League. He says it will take the cuuntages to win as many as Liverpool”


This was the ref’s reply after the game “Manchester United should have taken their own ball as Barca would'nt let them play with theirs”


News Flash “I've just heard the terrible news that Lionel Messi's house was broken into during the game.... Police have made a statement that they would like to question the Man Utd midfield, as they were nowhere to be seen between the hours of 19.45 and 22.00.”

:D
 
guru_pitka said:
News Flash “I've just heard the terrible news that Lionel Messi's house was broken into during the game.... Police have made a statement that they would like to question the Man Utd midfield, as they were nowhere to be seen between the hours of 19.45 and 22.00.”

:D
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No need to question the whole midfield, It's obviously Ryan Giggs who's the culprit.
 
guru_pitka said:
NEWSFLASH! Been reported on the News that Merseyside has been flooded due to thousands of scousers p!ss!ng themselves after the champs league final



True Story

“Teacher asks class to put the word contagious in a sentence..

Ron says the measles are contagious.

Katie said that bird flu is around and its contagious.

Little Lilly Ella says my dad Steven Gerrard was watching Fergie lose the Champions League. He says it will take the cuuntages to win as many as Liverpool”


This was the ref’s reply after the game “Manchester United should have taken their own ball as Barca would'nt let them play with theirs”


News Flash “I've just heard the terrible news that Lionel Messi's house was broken into during the game.... Police have made a statement that they would like to question the Man Utd midfield, as they were nowhere to be seen between the hours of 19.45 and 22.00.”

:D
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That bit is true.
 
ROFL :D

I am not a huge soccer fan but i did watch last nights game and enjoyed it, my friends Man U fans did not however :p
 
smokey said:
You know what they say...

Real men play Rugby and watch Footy. :D:p
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And since the game has become a tv soap its not fun to watch anymore. The players are drama queens :mad:

Pffft they are both scared to play ice hockey! :p

Donate blood, play ice hockey!
 
Devill said:
And since the game has become a tv soap its not fun to watch anymore. The players are drama queens :mad:

Pffft they are both scared to play ice hockey! :p

Donate blood, play ice hockey!
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All you had to add to complete that was...


Increase Third World debt - make ice in Africa!
 
Amnesia or Broken keyboards

Methinks a lot on MU supporters are suffering from amnesia or have faulty keyboards, cause pre-match write ups lots of hype, forecasts & positive predictions and today silence!;)
 
elmorya said:
Methinks a lot on MU supporters are suffering from amnesia or have faulty keyboards, cause pre-match write ups lots of hype, forecasts & positive predictions and today silence!;)
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hahahahah Dont you just love it? Some of them are not even commenting at all.
 
Too right... where's dbecks? We have a need for his mindless fanboism to curb this rotten Barca tripe anyway:p
 
The only funny thing is how the Liverpool supporters seem to be celebrating more than the Barca ones.....WAAAAH!:D

Here is a help-line number for all Pool supporters after this season
0800 10 10 10
(0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing):D:D
 
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