Brewer's Droop

[Sylas]

So the other night I get invited to a party by a girl from Uni and a few horrid student cocktails later, we're making out around the back of the house. And this isn't just casual making out: it's physical, rough and tumble kind of stuff(she has a black belt in karate but still hot as hell), the kind of stuff that's a massive turn-on for me. Anyways, she ends up sticking her hand down my pants and then looks up at me with disappointment. Lo and behold, my pee-pee is a shriveled-up pile of flaccidness! Never mind premature ejaculation ladies and gentlemen, we don't even have life-off! Needless to say, we parted ways severely dissatisfied.

And this isn't the first time it's happened either. All it takes is 2 beers I'm dysfunctional, even 1 beer has been known to give me a disappointing semi. And before you ask, I'm pretty sure I'm not gay as I go full-mast when sober which seems to work just fine even though I'm a little smaller than your average bear.

I know, I know, brewer's droop AKA whiskey dick AKA limp winkey is a common phenomenon amongst men(I hope). But I'm 19 years old for God's sake! And I seem to have it worse than almost everyone else. Maybe it's because I worry about it too much?

On a completely unrelated note: how much does viagra cost?

 

[Sting]

Should have asked for a BJ to start off the proceedings....

 

[cerebus]

That was a thoroughly distasteful read... somehow I thought you were talking about brewer's yeast

 

[4cer]

I only cant get it up if im basically passed out and im 21! so ya i think its mostly in your head... it is a little harder when im pissed, but getting hot and heavy with a hottie, sorts that out very fast

maybe try with hotter chicks

 

[Sting]

Brewer's Droop after 2 beers? I don't think so.

More like erectile dysfunction or performance anxiety.

 

[syntax]

thats unfortunate..

try drinking rum or vodka

 

[Jola]

... performance anxiety.

That - I think that this chick scared you sh|tless !

 

[DJ...]

Shriveled up? Why would it be shriveled up? This is not normal - see your doctor...

 

[Ou grote]

pics?

(of the woman, not little John)

 

[Sylas]

Thanks for the replies guys and sorry to cerebus!

Brewer's Droop after 2 beers? I don't think so.

More like erectile dysfunction or performance anxiety.

Ok, then I think I most likely suffer from the latter (at least I hope so!) . Whenever I'm drinking and the potential is there for a "good time", I can't help thinking about not getting an erection. I would actually consider myself really insecure in this regard. Maybe it's because I've never had a proper relationship where I could build up some sort of sexual trust with a girl?

 

[Sylas]

Shriveled up? Why would it be shriveled up? This is not normal - see your doctor...

Some of us had the misfortune of not being circumcised

 

[DJ...]

Some of us had the misfortune of not being circumcised

Still...shriveled sounds well......unfortunate to be honest. Maybe this is adding to the anxiety, which sounds like the major issue here, not necessarily the beers. Is it not the beers helping you into the situation and then your anxiety helping you out of it? Beer being the inhibition-breaker? Self-confidence can go a long way, so to speak...

 

[Stokstert]

Drinking tea may fix your problem.

 

[DJ...]

Drinking tea may fix your problem.

No no no - please don't start that again...

 

[Jola]

Drinking tea may fix your problem.

Black Forest Tea !

 

[arf9999]

Drinking tea may fix your problem.

Or cause it... b'cos tea can do that.



/arf runs and hides...

 

[Belgarath]

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Maybe I should create a new username before I post what I want to say about flaccidness etc. otherwise I might just embarrass myself.

brb

 

[syntax]

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Maybe I should create a new username before I post what I want to say about flaccidness etc..

brb

lol, so next post will be u in disguise then?
very sneaky

 

[Belgarath]

lol, so next post will be u in disguise then?
very sneaky

Yes, look for someone with a low postcount.

 

[Sylas]

Still...shriveled sounds well......unfortunate to be honest. Maybe this is adding to the anxiety, which sounds like the major issue here, not necessarily the beers. Is it not the beers helping you into the situation and then your anxiety helping you out of it? Beer being the inhibition-breaker? Self-confidence can go a long way, so to speak...

Lol, I used "shriveled" to embellish the absence of an erection but I guess it came across as "shriveled" in the sense of an old woman or a banana peel that's been left in the sun for a week. But I do think you're right in that it adds to the anxiety. And yes, beer(and alchohol in general) is a definite inhibition-breaker when it comes to girls but I don't think that that's the main reason I drink it. I would say I drink it firstly to enjoy the party atmosphere(music, dancing etc) and secondly because it's no fun interacting with drunk people when you're stone-cold sober. Ever had to be on antibiotics and be the only guy in the room with a coke light and lemon?

I would consider myself a pretty confident guy in general and if I get past the initial hurdle of getting an erection, pretty confident in the bedroom (or round the back of the house) too. But when there's any doubt in my mind of Tom Sawyer to standing to attention (usually spurred on by the fact that I'm drinking), I get caught up in a vicious mental cycle that leaves old Tom in a strictly horizontal position.