Let’s for one moment talk about another team playing rugby in South Africa this weekend, the Brumbies, and in particular, their fullback with his foot so far in his mouth his toes are making him gag.
This article might come back to bite me on Sunday evening but I am going with it anyway. I just spotted that Adam Ashley-Cooper was quoted as saying, “They (the Bulls) play such a parasitic game of footy, their game plan, they just rely on putting all the pressure on you and wait for you to slip up!”
Now hold on one second man. That is just fooooolish! You should already know that the Bulls, surrounded by 45000 spectators dressed in Blue who put rings through their noses for fun, have enough motivation for a game at Loftus Far’s Field. To start calling them parasites is asking for trouble. BEEEG TROUBLE. I do not want to be someone named Adam on Saturday afternoon.
So, point of this is, don’t be surprised to see Adam Ashley-Cooper hit so hard by a Pierre Spies, Danie Roussouw and Deon Stegmann club sandwich that he leaves Pretoria as Ashley Adam-Cooper. On top of Ashley’s sex change, the Bulls now have a scary overdose of motivation and come Saturday evening, we will see some well beaten Brumbies with tails firmly between their legs.
For future reference Ashley: Do. Not. Ever. EVER. Flag a parasitic red cape in front of an already motivated Bull, no matter what colour it is.
On a similar joyous note, I don’t think Australia will have one victory this weekend and XXXX sales around the world will plumit. That should put a smile on every South African supporter’s face and quite possibly the SAB management! With AA-C throwing the match against the Bulls, the other 6 teams I predict to triumph this weekend will be the Blues, Saders, Sharks, Chiefs, Canes and Stormers.
Waltz Matilda, Waltz.
