Bulls vs Sharks

LOL :D

Shame man... poor guys maybe we should give them the CC? I mean when did they last win it?

Perhaps you are right...shame I feel bad now, it must be difficult getting up in the morning knowing that your a choker... :(
 
A Durban schoolteacher explains to her class that she is a Sharks fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Sharks fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand expect one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Sharks fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Sharks fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I am a Blue Bulls fan, and proud of it," Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why are you a Blue Bulls fan?" "Because my mum is a Blue Bulls fan, and my dad is a Blue Bulls fan, so I'm a Blue Bulls fan too!" "Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "That is no reason for you to be a Blue Bulls fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum were a moron and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?" "Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Sharks fan."
 
I suspect her parents are shark supporters anyway, they called their daughter Janie FFS..:D
 
Take a sharks (or a bulls game. both the same) game that's being played in the rain.
Compare it to a porn movie

The first thing you'll notice is that there's a lot of moaning being done in both.
Secondly.. both of them full of wet c*nts
Lights are normally way too bright in both
Neatly trimmed grass. need I say more?
Sweaty tits going after balls..

Rugby games should carry ages restrictions :D
 
Police found an unconscious man in a seedy back alley.

He was dressed head to toe in women’s underwear, with a bright pink wig and full makeup.

Prior to having him photographed, and to avoid embarrassment for his family, police removed his Sharks scarf.
 
Take a sharks (or a bulls game. both the same) game that's being played in the rain.
Compare it to a porn movie

The first thing you'll notice is that there's a lot of moaning being done in both.
Secondly.. both of them full of wet c*nts
Lights are normally way too bright in both
Neatly trimmed grass. need I say more?
Sweaty tits going after balls..

Rugby games should carry ages restrictions :D

:D and the music score usually sucks...:D
 
whats black and white and goes "beep beep beep" ?


The Sharks' victory parade bus reversing back into the garage
 
Hou by die Blou !

Sorry Pitbull, those small holes is all the returned potshots.

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Sharks rugby practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.
Head coach Plumtree immediately suspended practice while police were called to investigate.
After a complete analysis, forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the try line.

Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
 
Sharks rugby practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.
Head coach Plumtree immediately suspended practice while police were called to investigate.
After a complete analysis, forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the try line.

Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

Excellent 10/10 :D:D
 
Sharks rugby practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.
Head coach Plumtree immediately suspended practice while police were called to investigate.
After a complete analysis, forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the try line.

Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

ROFLMAO :D:D

Emailing to all my shark supporter friends :D
 
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