Bulls vs Sharks

[FnuckNut]

To me it looks like 99% of the shots are a big miss

Real truth is its my kids silkworm box. Think air holes
But I do wear those Pittbull shoes FTM. (Shoe City)

 

[rwenzori]

If it LOOKS like an arsehole...


FARTS like an arsehole...


SMELLS like an arsehole...


why the heck then it just must BE...


a Bulls fan!

 

[The_Unbeliever]

The Bulls were playing The Sharks, and after the half-time whistle blew they found themselves ahead 50-0, Victor Matfield getting eight tries. The rest of the team decided to head for the pub instead of playing the second half, leaving Victor to go out on his own.

"No worries," Victor told them, "I'll join you later and tell you what happened." After the game Victor heads for the pub where he told his teammates the final score: 95-3.

"What!!!!" said a furious Habana, "How did you let them get three points??!" Victor replied apologetically, "I was sent off with 20 minutes to go."

 

[Devill]

^^^^^^^^^^^

LOL

T_L you are making the day very funny

 

[The_Unbeliever]

^^^^^^^^^^^

LOL

T_L you are making the day very funny

Impossible to work here - the emails' coming in at a steady tempo

So I have to share these

 

[rwenzori]

Frans Ludeke takes the Bulls out for a training run and first up he tells everyone to assume their normal position. So they all go and stand behind they goalposts and wait for the conversion.



< two can play your game Libs! >

 

[Devill]

Impossible to work here - the emails' coming in at a steady tempo

So I have to share these

Keep them coming

 

[Pitbull]

Real truth is its my kids silkworm box. Think air holes
But I do wear those Pittbull shoes FTM. (Shoe City)

O NO FK !!!!!

You just reminded me that I never got leafs for my kid's silkworms

I think they are all dead now

/Phoning the wife to get some leafs asap

 

[DDV TECH]

Keep them coming

I agree, let them rip Ook.

Don't you just love how we are ignoring rwenzori? makes the heart proud...

 

[Devill]

O NO FK !!!!!

You just reminded me that I never got leafs for my kid's silkworms

I think they are all dead now

/Phoning the wife to get some leafs asap

Sê vir haar om beet blare te kry dan spin hulle rooi/pink "silk"

 

[The_Unbeliever]

Q. What do you have when the Sharks are buried up to their necks in sand?
A. Not enough sand.

 

[The_Unbeliever]

Did you hear that thieves broke into the Sharks team trophy room last night?

Police are appealing for information on the whereabouts of a glass cabinet and a carpet.

 

[The_Unbeliever]

Sharks player:
"Doctor, doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror - I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?"

Doctor:
"I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."

 

[The_Unbeliever]

Why do people tend to hate Sharks players on sight?
Because it saves time.

 

[Pitbull]

3 blondes on the back of a Bakkie, which one knows the least about Rugby ?









Percy Montgomery

 

[Devill]

Did you hear that thieves broke into the Sharks team trophy room last night?

Police are appealing for information on the whereabouts of a glass cabinet and a carpet.

ROFL

 

[quiksilver]

What do the Bulls do after they win the Currie Cup?

They switch off the playstation.

 

[DDV TECH]

What do the Bulls do after they win the Currie Cup?

They switch off the playstation.

I agree, the PS sharks will be more of a competition than IRL, good post man.

 

[The_Unbeliever]

wat doen die sharks as hulle die curry beker gewen het?



hulle skаkel die playstation af!!!!

bah - quicksilver beat me to that one

 

[quiksilver]

I have to confess... I heard it on 5fm just now.

Thought I had to share it since this is the "BlueBulls Jokes thread"