Butter or margarine?

Butter or Margarine?

  • Butter

    Votes: 24 66.7%
  • Margarine

    Votes: 10 27.8%
  • Neither

    Votes: 2 5.6%

  • Total voters
    36
Easy spread margarine, but neither is usually my go to answer. Problem is, I've noticed when a group of women get together and there is lunch involved, one of them always feels compelled to butter every roll.
 
Easy spread margarine, but neither is usually my go to answer. Problem is, I've noticed when a group of women get together and there is lunch involved, one of them always feels compelled to butter every roll.


remarkable observation !
i think you may be quite right, it's one of those odd mysteries !
 
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Easy spread margarine, but neither is usually my go to answer. Problem is, I've noticed when a group of women get together and there is lunch involved, one of them always feels compelled to butter every roll.

I don't eat either butter or marg on bread unless it's straight out of the oven, so that pisses me off no end. I've never understood that innate compulsion amongst women to do this...
 
I don't eat either butter or marg on bread unless it's straight out of the oven, so that pisses me off no end. I've never understood that innate compulsion amongst women to do this...

Because bread is way too dry without it?

Anyway I prefer butter but buy margarine as it doesn't tear holes in my bread when I try put it on.
 
I don't eat either butter or marg on bread unless it's straight out of the oven, so that pisses me off no end. I've never understood that innate compulsion amongst women to do this...

That's you, I won't eat bread without it.
 
Because bread is way too dry without it?

Anyway I prefer butter but buy margarine as it doesn't tear holes in my bread when I try put it on.

Are you not capable of buttering your own roll? That's the point I'm getting at. There is no need to pick up 4 dozen rolls and think "hey this isn't right, there's no butter. I like butter, so let me butter every fscking roll I can find."
 
Easy spread margarine, but neither is usually my go to answer. Problem is, I've noticed when a group of women get together and there is lunch involved, one of them always feels compelled to butter every roll.

So frustrating. Why does it have to be every single roll!!!

Tbh I don't think they realize they're doing it.
 
That's you, I won't eat bread without it.

Sure, but your arms work and you have opposable thumbs, therefore you can butter your own roll. And why is it just rolls with these tannies? Why don't they buy a loaf of sliced bread and proceed to butter every slice and put it in the bread tin? Because it's fscking stupid, that's why.

Damn roll-butterers piss me off...

:D
 
Are you not capable of buttering your own roll? That's the point I'm getting at. There is no need to pick up 4 dozen rolls and think "hey this isn't right, there's no butter. I like butter, so let me butter every fscking roll I can find."

Lol.

It's called being nice and helpful.

:erm:
 
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