Cellphone tower erected above my head

[Archer]

Even our fruit is radioactive to some extent to extend shelf life. ORGANIC MY ASS

A crate of bananas can trigger sensors in US ports that are designed to pick up nuclear weapons
But this one is not bad, as the radiactive element is absorbed by the body in tiny quantities and the rest is gotten rid of within 12 hours, so bananas dont really pose much of a risk

 

[Creag]

Standing under the tower is the best place to be as the sectors face outward. Thus no tinfoil required

Imagine, however, the horrors you would have been forced to endure had it been on the roof of the building opposite yours. Things like excellent cell phone signal, stable calls, break neck wooooshing internet. Simply shocking I tell you.

Really. I would have been convinced it necessary to don my tinfoil hat in that building or vicinity thereof

 

[Kloofvreter]

Everyone wants good reception, but nobody wants a tower

 

[gregmcc]

I always point people to this.

http://xkcd.com/radiation/

 

[Mr.Jax]

@Archer.

Yeah, I LOL'ed when I read about that.

Placebo effect! Fascinating stuff!

 

[w1z4rd]

No matter how much multibillion dollar cellular companies try and hide it, radiation is bad. They "claim" to have independant sources that say that cellphones and cellphone towers dont cause readiation but that is all just a corporate cover up. Just as ciggarette companies denied that smoking causes cancer untill there was significant evidence to show that in fact it does cause cancer. Radiation is bad, but theres no getting away from it buddy. Literally every inch of this country is covered, thus going to live in a farm away from the bad smells and radiation of the city will do no good.

How do you handle the sun then?

 

[murraybiscuit]

A crate of bananas can trigger sensors in US ports that are designed to pick up nuclear weapons
But this one is not bad, as the radiactive element is absorbed by the body in tiny quantities and the rest is gotten rid of within 12 hours, so bananas dont really pose much of a risk

sure, bananas and brazil nuts are mildly radioactive.
i think soccerfan was referring to that dastardly practice of food irradiation.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_irradiation

 

[Beserk]

Don't worry, you'll only end up with an extra finger and testicle, nothing too bad.

 

[murraybiscuit]

I always point people to this.

http://xkcd.com/radiation/

of particular import, the paragraph under the top left panel.

 

[upup]

I work under a cell tower too, only headaches I get is from workers who, when they sign the attendance register , are to tired to work.

 

[Dolby]

So really ... what is your speed?