Celltone - snail slime lotion

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I see Glomail is marketing a skin lotion with allegedly regenerative properties.

It's called Celltone and contains some or other by product of snails.

Does anyone any anything about this?
 
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They have been advertising it for years. It is rather expensive and I really really doubt if it actually works. Was tempted to buy it once to see what it does ... but when I saw the price I was like "Nah....not gonna fall for that"

They say semen is great for the skin...and being a healthy young man...I have a endless free supply! :D
 
I can't believe anyone would buy a glomail product of any kind on purpose.

Let alone a snail based skin lotion. Better off using Ockie's semen
 
They have been advertising it for years. It is rather expensive and I really really doubt if it actually works. Was tempted to buy it once to see what it does ... but when I saw the price I was like "Nah....not gonna fall for that"

They say semen is great for the skin...and being a healthy young man...I have a endless free supply! :D

Do you do a handstand?
 
Is this stuff good, cause i am looking for something to clear facial marks and scratches. which are the best on the market nowadays or should i just go to a dermatologist.

Like Ockie said, [-](I)[/-] Ockie suggests cum ... on your face.
 
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