ChatGPT

There's a Chat GPT module for Powershell which lets you direct the AI in natural language to write scripts for you instead of writing scripts yourself. It seems useful, but I'm not too keen on it for myself as it entails paying for ChatGPT, and bearing in mind it has had a very low success rate for my Powershell requirements.

 
I have been using ChatGPT to help me when I am stuck with things, but I doubt it can replace anyone in anything. People are over-thinking it. In my opinion, I think it is a great tool to help us because it is easy access to a massive amount of information. But our creativity, opinion, mindset and overall human understanding of the world cannot be replicated easily.

Simply put, it will do stuff right, but it needs us just as much as we need it. It is an awesome tool, but when they remove free access from it, I promise you we will see other "free and open source" versions of it that will be just as good if not better.

Why? Because we got a taste of what it can do, and we want it in our lives, thus we will work towards that.
 
So I've found that it is more productive (for coding \ scripting) to "talk" to ChatGPT like it's an idiot and ask it whether it understands your requirement and to provide you with a numbered breakdown of what it intends to do, so that you can correct a particular step of a multi-stage operation if it misunderstands your requirement for whatever reason.
 
This AI is a master of comedy... I asked it to come up with some ridiculous reason to evict a tenant...

Dearest Tenant,

I hope this missive finds you quivering with anticipation, for today is a momentous day in the annals of our storied landlord-tenant relationship. As the supreme ruler of this humble dwelling, I have made a most monumental decision that will change the very fabric of our lives.

I have decided, in my infinite wisdom and unparalleled magnanimity, that you shall be evicted from your current lodgings. The reason, I assure you, is both well-founded and entirely necessary. You see, I have recently been made aware of a most heinous crime you have committed within the sacred confines of my domain.

Through the diligent work of my network of spies (consisting of neighborhood squirrels and exceptionally nosy pigeons), I have come to learn that you have been, without my explicit permission, harboring an excessive number of houseplants within your rented abode. While I do appreciate the occasional fern or succulent, your flagrant overindulgence in foliage is an affront to the delicate balance that must be maintained within the building.

As you are well aware, I have established a strict limit of two (2) houseplants per tenant, and you have flagrantly disregarded this decree. I cannot abide by such lawlessness, and as such, you must face the consequences of your botanical transgressions.

You are hereby given 30 days to vacate the premises and find a new residence more accommodating to your leafy companions. I trust you will not attempt to appeal this decision, for I am the unyielding ruler of this land, and my word is law.

May you learn from this experience, and may your newfound respect for my authority guide you in all future endeavors.

With the deepest sincerity and most tyrannical conviction,

[Your Name] Supreme Landlord and Protector of the Plant-to-Tenant Ratio
 
This AI is a master of comedy... I asked it to come up with some ridiculous reason to evict a tenant...

Dearest Tenant,

I hope this missive finds you quivering with anticipation, for today is a momentous day in the annals of our storied landlord-tenant relationship. As the supreme ruler of this humble dwelling, I have made a most monumental decision that will change the very fabric of our lives.

I have decided, in my infinite wisdom and unparalleled magnanimity, that you shall be evicted from your current lodgings. The reason, I assure you, is both well-founded and entirely necessary. You see, I have recently been made aware of a most heinous crime you have committed within the sacred confines of my domain.

Through the diligent work of my network of spies (consisting of neighborhood squirrels and exceptionally nosy pigeons), I have come to learn that you have been, without my explicit permission, harboring an excessive number of houseplants within your rented abode. While I do appreciate the occasional fern or succulent, your flagrant overindulgence in foliage is an affront to the delicate balance that must be maintained within the building.

As you are well aware, I have established a strict limit of two (2) houseplants per tenant, and you have flagrantly disregarded this decree. I cannot abide by such lawlessness, and as such, you must face the consequences of your botanical transgressions.

You are hereby given 30 days to vacate the premises and find a new residence more accommodating to your leafy companions. I trust you will not attempt to appeal this decision, for I am the unyielding ruler of this land, and my word is law.

May you learn from this experience, and may your newfound respect for my authority guide you in all future endeavors.

With the deepest sincerity and most tyrannical conviction,

[Your Name] Supreme Landlord and Protector of the Plant-to-Tenant Ratio
First class AI comedy gold. Looks like potential to take over the job of comedians too.
 
History is back online, phew. Amazed at how bad microsoft bing is, i dont know why they even call it bing chat because it does all it can not to chat with you. And its bloody rude
 
Started today using Bing to help compile new mails and reply backs at work. It works like magic getting what I need from other departments. Previously where people's responses took days or even weeks has turned into a few minutes.

Bing seems to have a way with communication that goes beyond Plain English usage. It's like it understands what a human wants to hear, ie, intuitive.
 
Comedic obituary for a mosquito:

We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of a notorious bloodsucker, a tiny terror known to all as the Mosquito. Despite their size, this pesky insect managed to annoy and inconvenience millions of people around the world with their incessant buzzing and painful bites.

Though the mosquito's life was short, it was certainly not sweet. Their diet consisted solely of blood, and they spent their days flitting from victim to victim, leaving behind nothing but itchy welts and a legacy of annoyance.

However, in their final moments, the mosquito met their match in a well-timed swat from a human hand. While their brief time on this earth may not have been glamorous, we can take solace in the fact that their passing has brought us one step closer to a world free of their irritating presence.

Rest in peace, Mosquito. May you find a blood bank in the great beyond.
 
Started today using Bing to help compile new mails and reply backs at work. It works like magic getting what I need from other departments. Previously where people's responses took days or even weeks has turned into a few minutes.

Bing seems to have a way with communication that goes beyond Plain English usage. It's like it understands what a human wants to hear, ie, intuitive.

How do you use it to generate emails?
 
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