Cleavage

[MadMailMan]

Burst into (fake) tears and claim you are squint and that they are being insensitive. Do it once and you will always be allowed to stare.

 

[killadoob]

Get a boner, wear a shirt that is just a bit shorter than your pants and stick the tip of your boner out.

Then when they stare ask them WTF are you staring at?

Stick half your testi out of your zip and again ask WTF are you staring at?

 

[Kloofvreter]

It's there. Look.

 

[eye_suc]

So stuff your pants (big) and let them have a look....

i suppose its only fair to let it all hang out then

 

[Sting]

I just keep looking. If they want to flaunt it then they expect me to keep looking! If they complain I'll counter with the dress code.

But just look once (a good look) - staring is out unless it is really all hanging out!

It's the same when they wear very thin fabric clothing and stand in front of a window with the sun streaming in; they might as well be naked!! Don't expect me not to look!

 

[Lucas Buck]

On a really hot day wear white pants, no underwear and a big belt buckle this way you combat the cleavage with dickage.

 

[InSanity]

Dare i lead them to bouncy thread noo cant do that

 

[Drake2007]

"What you staring at?"

"I'm admiring the décolletage"
"Why? what where you staring at?"

***blush****

 

[Mars]

Dare i lead them to bouncy thread noo cant do that

bouncy thread is cool.

 

[profpanda]

soooo come on then????

 

[chutzpah44]

Damn... went for a smoke and just saw nine while I walked there.

 

[wizdumb]

Where you work.

see if you can organise some extra tickets to your year-end function

 

[SlinkyMike]

Where you work.
1500 women, can i come and visit.

Ever seen one of these: '?'

...?

Nothing wrong with a glance or two. Just don't stare I suppose.

Precisely. Just do it sensibly.

Women know guys look. Most women quite like it... staring while the dribble rolls out is miff.

Personally: I love summer for this very reason! Sun dresses; strappy sandals; suntans and when girls wear their bikini under an old trashed band shirt so you just see the thong tied behind the neck... rawr!

 

[davemc]

Get a boner, wear a shirt that is just a bit shorter than your pants and stick the tip of your boner out.

Then when they stare ask them WTF are you staring at?

Stick half your testi out of your zip and again ask WTF are you staring at?

Legend!

 

[AMG133]

^^killa's post is the winner, the thread can be closed now.

 

[Vox Populi Vox Dei]

Get a boner, wear a shirt that is just a bit shorter than your pants and stick the tip of your boner out.

Then when they stare ask them WTF are you staring at?

Stick half your testi out of your zip and again ask WTF are you staring at?

LOL, Killadoob makes another "winning" post

 

[Sapcat]

Just tell them you admiring their top/blouse. Follow up by saying "can you take it off so I can have a better look at it?"

 

[Pseudonym]

Damn... went for a smoke and just saw nine while I walked there.

Wait a second, that's: 2 ; 2 ; 2 ; 2 ; 1
Must be breast cancer, poor woman.

 

[chutzpah44]

Wait a second, that's: 2 ; 2 ; 2 ; 2 ; 1
Must be breast cancer, poor woman.

Clever clever.. but no a cleavage is singular..

 

[Grimspoon]

Tell her boobs to stop staring at your eyes