Cleavage

[scotty777]

Get a boner, wear a shirt that is just a bit shorter than your pants and stick the tip of your boner out.

Then when they stare ask them WTF are you staring at?

Stick half your testi out of your zip and again ask WTF are you staring at?

Could work in a perfect world... but you'd get charged for indecent exposure...

 

[matt loves telkom]

this thread reminds me of one my best friends - she wears skimpy dresses to clubs and when some randoms whistle and go on she gets offended.

women WANT you to see...just dont get caught red handed.

 

[krycor]

3k boob.. that's a lot

 

[BillytheBrave]

Clever clever.. but no a cleavage is singular..

no its bi-polar

 

[Alan]

You're only allowed to stare at the women that stare at your crotch.....

or if you're rich you can stare at any of 'em

Burst into (fake) tears and claim you are squint and that they are being insensitive. Do it once and you will always be allowed to stare.

 

[Guest 20221009]

Get a boner, wear a shirt that is just a bit shorter than your pants and stick the tip of your boner out.

Then when they stare ask them WTF are you staring at?

Stick half your testi out of your zip and again ask WTF are you staring at?

Bwahaha - simply EPIC!!

 

[Voicy]

Just start a competition at work. R5 entry ... best pair of cleavage gets R3k. But they have to let you take a pic to compare.

Women love money.

Bunch o' carguards

 

[shamanic aphex]

killadoob is on the right track, i always stare, always.

 

[guest2013-1]

Just start a competition at work. R5 entry ... best pair of cleavage gets R3k. But they have to let you take a pic to compare.

Women love money.

Bunch o' carguards

That's an awesome idea actually

 

[Necuno]

According to German research published in New England Journal of Medicine, men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.


"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of a well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

 

[waynegohl]

 

[killadoob]

Stop posting pictures of yourself wayne .

 

[waynegohl]

ha ha ha now stop staring at me it's making me feel all fuzzy inside.

 

[guest2013-1]

They were staring at ME

 

[Nokkie]

ha ha ha now stop staring at me it's making me feel all fuzzy inside.

I saw the end of the tunnel... walk towards the light wayne!!! walk towards the light!

 

[waynegohl]

They were staring at ME

too easy i wont make a comment.

 

[genetic]

 

[Necuno]

that will shorten your life span... if you are strait.

rather look at these:

 

[waynegohl]

I saw the end of the tunnel... walk towards the light wayne!!! walk towards the light!

say NO to crack!!!!

 

[Morgoth]

a few pictures in this thread made me cry.