Closet bisexual

[Nick333]

MyBB truly is an education.

 

[ant_man]

But being hung like a donkey is wasted on a bottom.

Not at all dude, its how you use it, that is the secret.

 

[EMAM]

And None of you have mentioned the most important points when looking for a guy:

Penis Size: Must be hung like a donkey and uncut
Hair Colour: Ginger
Age: Must be at least 20 years older than my oldest kid
Body: Swimmers
Bottom
Must have good Gag reflexes.

Gee, I can almost fit that criteria.....
My strap-on is hung like a donkey and is uncut
I can don my ginger wig
I AM more than 20 years older than your oldest kid
I will just have my other boob removed and then I can maybe pass off a swimmers body
I could be a bottom
I have brilliant gag reflexes - just never used them on you tho.......
Perfect!

 

[grok]

MYBB needs a private chatroom just for you lot :-/

 

[Ockie]

MYBB needs a private chatroom just for you lot :-/

Nude pic or get out!

 

[Nick333]

MYBB needs a private chatroom just for you lot :-/

This thread is promising to become the gay TK.

 

[Electric]

This thread is promising to become the gay TK.

Promised and achieved lol

Ockies private dating corner.

 

[blahdihel]

This thread is promising to become the gay TK.

TGay has a better ring to it...

 

[ant_man]

Gee, I can almost fit that criteria.....
My strap-on is hung like a donkey and is uncut
I can don my ginger wig
I AM more than 20 years older than your oldest kid
I will just have my other boob removed and then I can maybe pass off a swimmers body
I could be a bottom
I have brilliant gag reflexes - just never used them on you tho.......
Perfect!

+1

 

[Nick333]

TGay has a better ring to it...

/envisions "Tgay XXX: Still Hard, Still Horny" and "Tgay XXXI: Uncle Ockie Needs You"

 

[Ockie]

/envisions "Tgay XXX: Still Hard, Still Horny" and "Tgay XXXI: Uncle Ockie Needs You"

ROFL

 

[ant_man]

You Guys will love this one, what a bunch of F#cking crackpots

[video=youtube;0t4SmkAexWw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t4SmkAexWw[/video]

 

[TofuMofu]

You Guys will love this one, what a bunch of F#cking crackpots

[video=youtube;0t4SmkAexWw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t4SmkAexWw[/video]

lol...why would god hate cigarettes?

 

[Jings]

Ja, tell me about it. My cousin is very good friends with my ex's ex's .... and I would not be surprised if they have shagged though. Small world. eish.

Age - 40 and up
Hair colour - brown or black (NO GINGERS )
Build - Like a bit of meat on the bones. Dont like very skinny...oh and rugby player legs are very nice
Height - I do like them short .... but this is not a biggie
Body hair - The more the better
Eye colour - If black hair, then blue would be amazing ... but green is also ok.
Mannerisms - Dont like very fem guys. So just normal or butch.
Position - Top or versatile. Not so much bottoms only.

So, how long before my order goes into manufacturing and rolls off the assembly line? If I think of any more customizations during the day, is it possible to amend the purchase order? Warranty on the product? Return policies? heheh

Wow Ockie, you really seem to know what you are looking for. Hopefully the match maker will find someone to fit the description. Will give you details via PM, hopefully by Friday.

 

[Ockie]

Wow Ockie, you really seem to know what you are looking for. Hopefully the match maker will find someone to fit the description. Will give you details via PM, hopefully by Friday.

here are some examples.

 

[Skywalker786]

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shave them shave them shave them :erm:

 

[TofuMofu]

here are some examples.

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hahaha, your taste in men isn't unique, but it's not for me Bears are a bit gross

 

[Electric]

So you like the porno war machine kind of guy?

 

[ShaunSA]

**** my eyes! I need bleach!

 

[padjakkels]

Eow! Lyk sos bos ape!