Closet bisexual

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ShaunSA said:
I've heard of guys getting crabs. But fleas? :wtf:

Oh and :sick:
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Well, what do you expect when you pick someone up off the street. Apparently this guy had long hair and long nails too. Told my friend to get rid of him.

He does the strangest things at times.

/shakes head
 
VernD said:
Well, what do you expect when you pick someone up off the street. Apparently this guy had long hair and long nails too. Told my friend to get rid of him.

He does the strangest things at times.

/shakes head
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You have some furked up friends :D
 
VernD said:
Well, what do you expect when you pick someone up off the street. Apparently this guy had long hair and long nails too. Told my friend to get rid of him.

He does the strangest things at times.

/shakes head
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There has to be something really wrong with you to do that. I mean, if you're that horny, just jerk it off. Or get a fsck buddy :p
 
VernD said:
Well, what do you expect when you pick someone up off the street. Apparently this guy had long hair and long nails too. Told my friend to get rid of him.

He does the strangest things at times.

/shakes head
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Did he watch too many of those "shave a bum, turn them into a gentleman and find eternal love" kinds of movies? :erm:
 
Method said:
There has to be something really wrong with you to do that. I mean, if you're that horny, just jerk it off. Or get a fsck buddy :p
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Oh, not to worry about the ****buddy part. He was doing the homeless guy and some 21-yr old at the same time and had his sights set on another 21-yr old courier that used to do deliveries at his company. So I told him rather go for one of the 21-yr olds.

Guess what what he told me? He wants both.

At that point, I just gave up on giving him advice.
 
Nick333 said:
Ockie will moer you. :D
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Oops :p

VernD said:
Oh, not to worry about the ****buddy part. He was doing the homeless guy and some 21-yr old at the same time and had his sights set on another 21-yr old courier that used to do deliveries at his company. So I told him rather go for one of the 21-yr olds.

Guess what what he told me? He wants both.

At that point, I just gave up on giving him advice.
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Yeesh. Your friend sounds like a heck of a catch :o
 
VernD said:
Oh, not to worry about the ****buddy part. He was doing the homeless guy and some 21-yr old at the same time and had his sights set on another 21-yr old courier that used to do deliveries at his company. So I told him rather go for one of the 21-yr olds.

Guess what what he told me? He wants both.

At that point, I just gave up on giving him advice.
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you really shouldn't discriminate against the homeless :D
 
VernD said:
Oh, not to worry about the ****buddy part. He was doing the homeless guy and some 21-yr old at the same time and had his sights set on another 21-yr old courier that used to do deliveries at his company. So I told him rather go for one of the 21-yr olds.

Guess what what he told me? He wants both.

At that point, I just gave up on giving him advice.
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Lmfao! Seems like you have your hands full with him.
 
Ockie said:
I really dont like a shaved bum on a guy. I have seen some porno's where the guys arse is shaved but it has got red bumps everywhere from the hair growing in. Looks really bleh. I like a nice fuzzy bum. :D
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it shouldn't need to be shaved from the outset
 
Lycanthrope said:
Did he watch too many of those "shave a bum, turn them into a gentleman and find eternal love" kinds of movies? :erm:
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Nevermind that. A gay bum? What's the chances?

I do admit though that I've had fantasies about picking up a robot-dweller but none of the ones that I've seen . . . Oh wait, let's rather stop it right here.
 
VernD said:
Nevermind that. A gay bum? What's the chances?

I do admit though that I've had fantasies about picking up a robot-dweller but none of the ones that I've seen . . . Oh wait, let's rather stop it right here.
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Oh god no...I like my guys clean...very clean :s
 
VernD said:
Nevermind that. A gay bum? What's the chances?

I do admit though that I've had fantasies about picking up a robot-dweller but none of the ones that I've seen . . . Oh wait, let's rather stop it right here.
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No, no. This is getting interesting. Do, please, continue :p
 
VernD said:
Nevermind that. A gay bum? What's the chances?

I do admit though that I've had fantasies about picking up a robot-dweller but none of the ones that I've seen . . . Oh wait, let's rather stop it right here.
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could i interest you in a car guard or two sir :D
 
VernD said:
Nevermind that. A gay bum? What's the chances?

I do admit though that I've had fantasies about picking up a robot-dweller but none of the ones that I've seen . . . Oh wait, let's rather stop it right here.
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Rofl. Wtf. Robot dwellers.
 
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