Ockie
Resident Lead Bender
moer hom plat !!!
Kom moer jy my plat en kyk wat gebeur. Ek moer terug boeta!
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moer hom plat !!!
Kom moer jy my plat en kyk wat gebeur. Ek moer terug boeta!![]()
****CAT FIGHT IN AISLE 5****
Its all about me!
As long as we understand that we will get on so much better.
Geez but I still hate that about myself. I have the attention span of a 3 year old.
I think I have missed out on some good things. Sometimes I wonder if I would not have made a better voyeur.
have you ever watched the movie Sliver
/waits for ockie on the post office steps
Kom moer jy my plat en kyk wat gebeur. Ek moer terug boeta!![]()
/comes up from behind and gets grant's head in a elbow grip.
/licks his cheeck
You like that? Huh? You still gonna moer me? huh? C'mon....gimme your best shot
Why do I get the feeling that the gallery on your phone should have a 2 -25 age restriction
haha my phone is guarded. If someone picks up my phone I go on full attack![]()
I think Grant's going to rather flip you over and do you dry.
mmmmm are you going to say No ?![]()
/flips ockie over & calls a bergie to have his way
/stands back to take aim & present ockie with a best shot - warns bergie to take cover under a shower curtain
Mmmm that's a phone to play with.
Geez used a friends phone once, when mine was broken.
oh dear god I was traumatised never never ever again.
I don't want to see my friends like that
Shoot on his face or a pearl necklace full of Grant's baby making batter![]()
hahaha, a friend once showed me his new phone and when he opened the pictures, he took one of his junk (he says it's his anyway). He thought he deleted it xD
I don't let anyone play with my phone except the SO. Mostly pics of him anyways![]()
Ferk I learnt my lesson with that.
Remember it was one those Oval type phones, and was so cool that it took pics and you could synch it to Outlook etc.
First night I had my phone SO was playing with the camera and had taken pics of his package etc.
Next day at work, I call IT guy to set up my phone and he starts downloading and I had one of those kick ass big monitors and there these pics of my SO's penis start filling up the screen.
Geez I was embarrassed. The poor IT techie was traumatised he was a 18 year newbie straight out of school
lol! I had a similar issue with my Nokia Lumia.
I factory reset it so everything is gone. Gave it to my mother who couldn't update the apps or download new ones, so I used my account on it. Next thing I know, all my pics synced back to the phone! Almost gave me a heart attack. Luckily I saw it before giving the phone back so just quickly reset it again and created her, her own account.
Well at least she has seen your junk before.
Not in that state I'd hope!![]()
Not in that state I'd hope!![]()
You just have to take it to another level bwhhahahaha