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...waiting for Skywalker to get chased. 'cause then there's hope for the rest of us.
 
Oh for ffs. Been to two sex shops now and they dont sell it at all. Only woman toys and the boring ol cock rings blah blah blah. ..... why are they on a mission to deny us manly men our anal prostatic pleasures!!!!! SEXIST PIGS! :mad:
 
Ockie said:
Oh for ffs. Been to two sex shops now and they dont sell it at all. Only woman toys and the boring ol cock rings blah blah blah. ..... why are they on a mission to deny us manly men our anal prostatic pleasures!!!!! SEXIST PIGS! :mad:
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rofl, so much anger :D I think you need that prostate massager asap :D
 
VernD said:
Otters are young, smooth, muscular guys who are into bears.
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No, the hair is still the deciding factor.
Otters are still a little hairy and fit build but not heavy-set or muscular.
If I don't trim I would be defined as an otter.
 
I always thought otter's were hair-less as opposed to hairy. I have nfi why. Makes sense it's the other way around.
 
Ockie said:
Not sure if I fall into otter or cub then. I am hairy, but not big build.
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Not big build? You're a giant! :erm:

At 1.65 and 53 kg's I have nfi what I am. I suppose it depends on whether I am smooth or not.

I am smooth about one week every month/two months/three months. Depending on how much I can sweeten the SO into shaving it all off :D
 
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