Coffee Without Beans

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Coffee Without Beans

A block away from the Starbucks on Seattle’s busy Western Ave., a woman bends over a coffee grinder and a black kettle full of bubbling water sits on a hot plate. The air is thick with the roasty aroma of fresh-brewed java.

The scene would be entirely unremarkable except for a few outstanding details. One, the woman is wearing a lab coat. Two, there’s a steaming glass beaker instead of a mug. And three, not a single coffee bean was involved in making it.

This is the office of food tech start-up Atomo Coffee Inc., where a team of food scientists and chemists led by friends and co-founders Andy Kleitsch and Jarret Stopforth are working on what they hope will be the successor to meatless meat, eggless eggs, and milkless milk.

Atomo’s coffeeless coffee is made from upcycled ingredients, e.g. sunflower seed husks and watermelon seeds, which undergo a patented chemical process to yield molecules that mimic the flavor and mouthfeel of the real thing. The resulting grounds are brewed just like a regular cup of coffee. And yes, it has caffeine.
 
I'm expecting it to rather be us moving to different coffee been strains that can handle warmer temps.
 
Don't eat the soylent green when that eventually arrives

edit: I see that in the movie it took place in 2022, hmmm...
 
I'm guessing this is trendsetter in a coming trend ahead of the climate change issue with coffee beans i.e. the viable growing region for this as an agriproduct is reducing fast. While genetically modifying the coffee bean plant to survive climate change is possible, i guess they thinking in terms of efficiently short circuiting the process.. instead.
 
Atomo’s coffeeless coffee is made from upcycled ingredients, e.g. sunflower seed husks and watermelon seeds, which undergo a patented chemical process to yield molecules that mimic the flavor and mouthfeel of the real thing. The resulting grounds are brewed just like a regular cup of coffee. And yes, it has caffeine.
Of course the environmentalists will cheer. Then the realization will come of how watermelons are extremely spoil nutrient depleting - then blame it on the coffee drinkers.
 
No doubt the beta soy hipsters got a little... er um... how do I keep this pg... it started raining and everything got wet.
 
Just ground up a cup of pure bliss 3 minutes ago...
 
Nee fok, jy ry nie jou ouma nie! Sies man!
I'm not, theoretically, riding my grandma; I'm riding a motorcycle. If you can zoop up something from everything but coffee beans, and call it coffee, what's the issue?

If a woman puts her dick in your mouth, is she still a woman?
 
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