Compicated relationship again...(an offering to mybb)

[SirFooK'nG]

I'm guessing they're not such great friends anymore?

lol ... nope!

 

[DeathOnSight]

So what you saying OP is that...

*You like a girl
*You told the girl
*You received a "thats nice" response
*You boldly told her again,got ignored.
*Distanced yourself...but stayed close enough to give advice?

Thats nice...

 

[ShaunSA]

What if her best friend is a minger (the pretty ones usually have minger friends since pretty girls don't get along) and girl A turns out not to like you? Then what? Then you just shagged a minger for nothing.

Like that doesn't happen a million times every day!

Sides gingers are people too!

 

[Dolby]

... wow - I thought I had complications!

 

[Hamster]

... wow - I thought I had complications!

Yeah, but the thread title is misleading. There is no "relationship". It should be called "The 7 steps of accepting the friend zone" or something like "Bitches be trippin"

 

[Mike Hoxbig]

Yeah, but the thread title is misleading. There is no "relationship". It should be called "The 7 steps of accepting the friend zone" or something like "Bitches be trippin"

 

[DerpiesFreud]

No this is...

It goes against my "moral code" but he'll definitely find out if she wants him after that. Unless her best friend is a dude...

Seems like he has become her best friend. Guess he'll have to do himself to prove a point to her.

Perhaps... :erm:

Her girl friends can give her relationship advice, wtf are you doing? Time to revoke your man card.

I have a feeling some one has been using that card as a vagina wipe for quite some time now.

A Man card only applies to human males....

This thread violates the CPA. The product did not provide any lulz as advertised.

Read some threads by news24, rza or nogard to get an idea what lulz really means.

lol It gets more complicated....

It's never a good thing to tell a woman how you feel. Not when you haven't been dating or seeing each other. It puts them on the spot and they feel they have to respond immediately.

If it was a casual "hey lets go to the movies, a bunch of friends and I are going to watch *insert a movie you think she'll be interested in*"

You "tell" her you like her while you're going down on her after.

But yea, stop that **** about giving relationship advice unless you somehow want to get back at her and gives really ****ty advice/devil on her shoulder telling her he's cheating/not interested. It will walk you down a path not many of us are strong enough to walk. If you're willing to chalk this up as a learning experience, try doing/saying stuff to her you wouldn't in a million years to any other chick you might be interested in. Gauge her reaction/response to those things and take that knowledge gained to another more deserving lady.

True I`m thinking of trolling her...
But that might send an army of dangerous people after me...

Dude, stop letting her use your scrotum as a door mat. Reclaim what ever shred of manhood and dignity you still have left and tell her to sod off. Life is way too short to pine over someone that:

a) doesn't want you as a partner
b) is full of *****
c) is an adult with the emotional maturity of a teenager

People like boundaries, enforce yours and there is a good chance people will respect them and you for it.

I`m seriously thinking of doing that...
but in the meantime the lulz is too great

So what you saying OP is that...

*You like a girl
*You told the girl
*You received a "thats nice" response
*You boldly told her again,got ignored.
*Distanced yourself...but stayed close enough to give advice?

Thats nice...

I didn`t stay close enough =_= she just popped out of nowhere...

Interesting days ahead....

 

[Azbubu]

Okay so you're not a human male and there are some "lulz" that no one else can see.

 

[DerpiesFreud]

Okay so you're not a human male and there are some "lulz" that no one else can see.

I will elaborate once my nervous system has returned to normal parameters (My arms are fsked)

 

[Azbubu]

I will elaborate once my nervous system has returned to normal parameters (My arms are fsked)

From fapping to daydreams of her?

 

[DerpiesFreud]

From fapping to daydreams of her?

Nope something happened and now all my tendons and muscles are really sore...
and my arm is ejaculating/contractions :erm:

 

[MadMailMan]

Nope something happened and now all my tendons and muscles are really sore...
and my arm is ejaculating/contractions :erm:

:wtf:

 

[Hamster]

:wtf:

He's just talking "big" because in reality he blames all of this on his willy.

 

[ShaunSA]

Nope something happened and now all my tendons and muscles are really sore...
and my arm is ejaculating/contractions :erm:

Zana is that you?

 

[Dolby]

and my arm is ejaculating

That's really disturbing

 

[Kloofvreter]

A shag is a shag ?

Girls don't have a bro code so you can always bang the friend and go back to plan A when you get an in.

P03s is p03s, gespikkel of geroes.

**** is ****, al hang dit aan 'n vark.

D00s is d00s, al is dit op 'n klip geteken.

:twisted:

 

[DerpiesFreud]

:wtf:

That's really disturbing

He's just talking "big" because in reality he blames all of this on his willy.

I`m serious my left arm is involuntarily spasming... It moves by itself
and its F@#ing sore....

Zana is that you?

Who is this Xanax?

P03s is p03s, gespikkel of geroes.

**** is ****, al hang dit aan 'n vark.

D00s is d00s, al is dit op 'n klip geteken.

:erm:

So now everybody thinks we`re best buddies and stuff :wtf:
I`l taunt and troll a bit more before breaking things off