Cooking Disasters

CT_Biker said:
You need a woman in your life before you give yourself food poisoning :ROFL::ROFL:
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That's the scary part. I am married. :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:

When I'm drunk, I crave the weirdest one pot dishes, regardless of whether my wife has made something already1
 
@JC Heat hold the goddamn phone! I thought you're male. You can post a pic of yourself, instead of your sister then you can move in with me and we can both make schitty food together every evening to seal our union.
 
My mom made Hungarian Goulash once. One of the last steps in its preparation is to stir in some yogurt. Unfortunately there was two tubs of yogurt in the refrigerator. The one tub was unflavored Greek Style yogurt -which is what you usually use. The other was vanilla yogurt - made with real vanilla pods....

:sick:
 
Honey Badger said:
@JC Heat hold the goddamn phone! I thought you're male. You can post a pic of yourself, instead of your sister then you can move in with me and we can both make schitty food together every evening to seal our union.
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lol yes im a female my boss is a male im on the buisiness acount
 
Honey Badger said:
@JC Heat hold the goddamn phone! I thought you're male. You can post a pic of yourself, instead of your sister then you can move in with me and we can both make schitty food together every evening to seal our union.
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i dont have pictures of myself unfortunatlly im useing a buisiness computer
 
Honey Badger said:
I only cook when I'm drunk.

My disaster happened when I was baking something and forgot to turn off the plate. I go eat in the room and when I took the plate downstairs its just smoke everywhere. I could hardly breathe. I grabbed the pot and ran outside, but the moment I got outside, the wind caused the oil to flashover resulting in me throwing the pot on the floor. Luckily I was outside already.

Because I was drunk I then grabbed a jug of water to kill the fire, that made it even bigger! :ROFL:

Anyway, like I said, I only cooked when I'm gesuip, the next day when I try to eat whatever I've cooked the previous night, 99% of the time it tastes atrocious! No, normal person would eat it.
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Oh, so you "cook" all the time then?
Honey Badger said:
I've tagged you in the banter thread. We need you in that thread. Go introduce yourself and watch out for @Craig. He's currently incarcerated.
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I will stab you motherfcker, and then give the corpse to @HunterNW
 
Was at a friend's house party / braai a while back.. i was put in charge of frying up some samoosas in a frying pan as starters.. got the oil hot .. put in the frozen samoosas.. all was going well until i realised that the spatula I was using was made of plastic and was starting to melt all over the samoosas. Still served them though.. just told everyone to eat around the plastic bits :p

Edit: I may have been a bit drunk
 
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