Cop allegedly abused cows

[mercurial]

MOORESTOWN – Additional charges have been filed against former Moorestown police officer Robert Melia after allegations surfaced last week that he performed several sexual acts with livestock, specifically cows.Melia, 38, of 126 Cottage Avenue in Moorestown has been charged with four counts of animal cruelty after purposely and knowingly tormenting an animal, specifically by having a cow perform fellatio, according to the Burlington County Prosecutor's office.

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[Mephisto_Helix]

specifically by having a cow perform fellatio

... err, must be one clever cow Hey maybe the guy likes all aspects of his beef, lol.

 

[Hoof-Hearted]

having a cow perform fellatio

 

[Nerfherder]

Brave man... cow fellatio.

All those grinding teeth...WTF

 

[xrapidx]

How does a cow give a blowjob

 

[Nerfherder]

you keen ?

 

[mercurial]

I wonder if his fav position is cowgirl

 

[xrapidx]

you keen ?

Dunno... was it a dairy cow or a meat cow?

 

[Nerfherder]

sounds like a meat one LOL

 

[xrapidx]

sounds like a meat one LOL

Dairy cows are more my style... specially the black & white patchy ones...

 

[mercurial]

Dairy cows are more my style... specially the black & white patchy ones...

Albino cows?

 

[xrapidx]

Albino cows?

Suppose it shouldn't matter, they all taste the same anyways.

 

[Nod]

How the cows suffer! Do aliens not probe enough? Do cops really have to probe cows for information?

 

[eye_suc]

specifically by having a cow perform fellatio

you think they were referring to his wife?

 

[Devill]

How the cows suffer! Do aliens not probe enough? Do cops really have to probe cows for information?

rofl

Is he a Masochist, cow's tongues are rough to help cut the grass they eat, can you imagen the pain!?

 

[xrapidx]

Imagine if the cow decided to bite down...

 

[chiskop]

Easy to sit here and judge. Don't we all feel a little horny from time to time?

 

[Lino]

Easy to sit here and judge. Don't we all feel a little horny from time to time?

Not over a cow.

"Oh yes baby, does that feel good?"

"Moo"

 

[xrapidx]

"Moo"

Is that a yes "Moo" or a no "Moo"....I can never tell

 

[Frankie]

Sudan Man Forced to 'Marry' Goat

Reminds me of this one.

Sudan Man Forced to 'Marry' Goat

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders. They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi. "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat. "When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up." Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case. "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.