The strange thing is that mine happened in Bloem (stole car radio out of the car), and none since moving to JHB, AND I drove a Velociti. Someone must be looking after me.
I was lucky like that too. I really took chances in the three years in JHB - stopped at Blairgowrie spar day after day without taking the radio's face off, leaving the windows and inch or two open, often with lots computer stuff on the back seat. Also drove a white CitiGolf, had no alarm and no gear/steering lock.
That said, in the 15 years before that I endured the following:
9x bicycles stolen
1x car stolen (3 months old)
9x muggings at gunpoint in JHB (a few accompanied by assault)
1x attempted mugging in JHB (broke the guy's arm)
1x mugging at gunpoing in Durban
1x mugging at knifepoint in Cape Town
1x motor bike stolen (thief crashed it and died) (pity, it was a mint 70s Yamaha)
several break-ins, laying claim to just about everything valuable.
1x ATM card lifted (you know the helpfull fella at the ATM - I told him to get lost. Somehow he managed to swap the card!)
On last month's trip to S.A. my credit card details got lifted somewhere. Thankfully my bank figured it out and stopped the card.
1x car disappeared after an "AA approved" tow-truck vulture towed it away. Sadly the market value was low (it was my first, a '79 model) and the insurance company wrote it off. Wasn't worth the money to try to get it back. Bastards...
Does the scandalous service at Fournos Bakery at the ORT airport count as a crime?