I'm soooooo happy to see that I wasn't the only one! LMFAO
After complaining to the right people in the highest places I'm now getting constant speeds of 50-52k on my laptop which is still 56k dial-up.
At first they said it was a hardware problem on my side and the normal "if the techie comes out and it is not a sperm bank (Telkom) problem, you will pay for it" rule was explained!
After reassuring them that I'm a fully qualified IT and electronics engineer with 20 years+ experience, they sent out someone to investigate.
Against my better knowledge, I was told that it was a line problem and that it had been resolved... ha ha ha
Why then is my neighbour still suffering the same fate? We are both connected to the same pole!
Call me paranoid, but i'm sure they cap bandwidth on dial-up user accounts (especially the high useage ones) to try and switch them over to the mega expensive ADSL accounts.
To test my theory, I dialled up with an MWeb account and got speeds in excess of 48k. Swithcing back and forth between this and my Telkom account six times in two hours, it was confirmed! Telkom gave me a maximum connect speed of 28k...
A day after my connection log results was e-mailed to TelkomSA together with my query, I mysteriously got back a quick 50k+ connection.
Here's one for you to chew on Deb!