Do you attend church services?

[MartinGB]

Do you attend church services?

 

[Sepeng]

Of Course - what would my mamma say if I didn't go?!

 

[Dimpie (JIGSAW)]

Om dan te wat ?

 

[wbot]

No. Haven't set foot in church (except for weddings or funerals) since about 1996 even though I'm Christian

 

[Hemi300c]

Only funerals, weddings and christenings.

 

[NarrowBandFtw]

No. Haven't set foot in church (except for weddings or funerals) since about 1996 even though I'm Christian

pretty much the same

although there was a time when I noticed the girls were getting hotter and hotter, at least there was some eye candy, usually the pastor's daughter

 

[Cius]

Yes, weekly.

 

[ShaunSA]

Does having someone kneel in front of me to receive communion count?

 

[Jefferson D'Arcy]

Do you attend church services AND steal from the state through dodgy tenders, racketeering and intimidation?

 

[zulucat]

On Easter Weekend only cause my granny advised me to never miss an Easter service otherwise she will come back from the dead and kick my ass! But generally I just find the “new” ways of worshipping pretentious and cringe. I pray in my own home at any time.

 

[lkpat]

No. Haven't set foot in church (except for weddings or funerals) since about 1996 even though I'm Christian

On Easter Weekend only cause my granny advised me to never miss an Easter service otherwise she will come back from the dead and kick my ass! But generally I just find the “new” ways of worshipping pretentious and cringe. I pray in my own home at any time.

So no, because I'm better than them?

 

[Herr der Verboten]

Do you attend church services?

Sure, I find them at pornhub.com

 

[DapperDanMan]

No. Haven't set foot in church (except for weddings or funerals) since about 1996 even though I'm Christian

Time to re-watch Dogma, you rebel!

Dogma (film) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[3WA]

No, God hates me and is always picking on me.

 

[DapperDanMan]

I pray in my own home at any time.

Living in constant fear of the wife?

 

[Nerfherder]

On Easter Weekend only cause my granny advised me to never miss an Easter service otherwise she will come back from the dead and kick my ass! But generally I just find the “new” ways of worshipping pretentious and cringe. I pray in my own home at any time.

As some on who doesn't believe in anything I have a lot of respect for that.

 

[DapperDanMan]

Do you attend church services?

I am starting to suspect that Martin is busy compiling the greatest, most comprehensive, most extensive and most wide-ranging statistics database that has ever been produced in SA ...

 

[Sideshow Bob]

No, God hates me and is always picking on me.

Which one you tried ? Maybe you picked up wrong one and the real ones are getting angry with you?

 

[3WA]

Which one you tried ? Maybe you picked up wrong one and the real ones are getting angry on you?

Well, maybe he can spell it out because I haven’t got time to try all of them.

 

[Herr der Verboten]

Shouldn't this be in the god(s) section?