do you eat pork ?

Do you eat pork

  • Yes

    Votes: 144 81.8%

  • No

    Votes: 32 18.2%
  • Total voters
    176
VINCENT
Thanks a bunch.
(to Jules, who's
nursing his coffee)
Want a sausage?

JULES
Naw, I don't eat pork.

VINCENT
Are you Jewish?

JULES
I ain't Jewish man, I just don't
dig on swine.

VINCENT
Why not?

JULES
They're filthy animals. I don't
eat filthy animals.

VINCENT
Sausages taste good. Pork chops
taste good.

JULES
A sewer rat may taste like pumpkin
pie. I'll never know 'cause even
if it did, I wouldn't eat the
filthy mother****er. Pigs sleep
and root in ****. That's a filthy
animal. I don't wanna eat nothin'
that ain't got enough sense to
disregard its own feces.

VINCENT
How about dogs? Dogs eat their own
feces.

JULES
I don't eat dog either.

VINCENT
Yes, but do you consider a dog to
be a filthy animal?

JULES
I wouldn't go so far as to call a
dog filthy, but they're definitely
dirty. But a dog's got
personality. And personality goes
a long way.

VINCENT
So by that rationale, if a pig had
a better personality, he's cease to
be a filthy animal?

JULES
We'd have to be talkin' 'bout one
mother****in' charmin' pig. It'd
have to be the Cary Grant of pigs.

Pulp Fiction - Quentin Tarantino
 
A superbly done eisbein is my Kryptonite, but my favourite swine has got to be Spiderpig, Spiderpig...
 
Sensorei said:
Who doesn't eat pork because they don't like the taste? I don't think anybody could think crispy bacon tastes gross.
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I don't eat it because I think it tastes k@k compared to lamb and beef. And it makes me feel queesy afterwards. Bacon is cool though.
 
so you all would have a bacon soda ?

Bacon And Pizza Sodas
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I'm not even going to read the rest of the posts, just the op, and all I have to say is this: WTF is this forum becoming?
 
I'm not really a huge pork fan, but will eat only bacon (with my egg and cheese toasted sandwiches), the odd pork chop, ribs (from my favourite pre-cooked rib factory shop), from time to time Kassler chops, roast pork belly roll or roast pork leg (nice to slow roast in the Weber ;)) and the odd bit of ham.
 
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