Doom Movie

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The official Doom Movie website has been launched. Uwe Boll is producing this one, which makes it a must see... for his boyfriend. The movie is due in theaters on October 21. No, the man doesn't have a boyfriend and it's absolutely irresponsible of me to suggest he does.

Then again, a movie about a gay movie producer making a movie based on a horror game would make a lot more interesting movie than one based on the Doom game.

Anyway, the official site is now live.
http://www.doommovie.com
 
If that's the official site, consider me significantly underwhelmed.

What a pile of steaming trollip paste, it's butt ugly.

I've been following the disaster that this film is sure to be for sometime and can 100% guarantee that unless you like souless "skiet skop en donder" fliks with incredibly corny dialogue, this movie will dissapoint.

How can I be so sure ?

Easy, I'm a realist and all the evidence so far points in the direction of a **** movie.
Anything that has "The Rock" in it is low IQ fodder.
 
hope it goes straight to DVD and includes a copy of DOOM 3 for free... :D
 
bb_matt said:
Anything that has "The Rock" in it is low IQ fodder.
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Except in the movie Be Cool, he apparently did a good job there. :)

As for the Doom movie, it's going to be a complete f**k-up. It's not even going to be about demons invading Mars, it's going to be one of those "Someone releases a virus that turns everyone into flesh-eating zombies" movies.

Can you say: Resident Evil on Mars? Or maybe Dawn of the Dead on Mars? :(

Why the people making this movie are allowed to live is beyond me. :mad:
 
I must admit, it looks better than i thought it would. the setting is similar to the game... and there is a BFG 9000 :)
 
nrg_wp said:
I must admit, it looks better than i thought it would. the setting is similar to the game... and there is a BFG 9000 :)
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you must be joking... I have seen better acting in a porn flik :rolleyes:
 
James said:
Well seeing as "THE OFFICIAL DOOM MOVIE WEBSITE" has been launched and that is the purpose of the post then HTF can it be old as the site went live yesterday you fool. Not once did I mension that the TRAILER was released yesterday
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I meant the thread about doom movie you stupid mother fuker, fich dich!
 
FireFLi said:
you must be joking... I have seen better acting in a porn flik :rolleyes:
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Why are people so fast to shut other's down... PLease read my quote!!

"it looks better than i thought"... did u ever think that maybe my initial opinion was "utter crap" and this got upgraded to just "crap" based on the trailer???

Plus, it cant be worse than "craptastic four", nothing can...
 
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sorry... my bad? Just given the track record of game to movie adaptations they sorta range from porno to absolute rubbish.

Look how long they have been trying to do comic to film and they are only now starting to get it right (Batman Begins, Spiderman).
 
No worries FireFli, Game-Movie conversion sucks...
Resident Evil 1 was ok i guess.

But i must agree, it took them DECADES to get comic movies right. BATMAN is the ultimate comic movie.
 
maybe Doom 2 : Resurrection of Evil ( Zombies ) wont be that bad in a couple of years? :D
 
James said:
ARG I just get so tired ppl with nothing better to say than posting critical crud!
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all i posted was a link and I said that the topic has been mentioned b4 @sshole
 
Shutup, Both of you.

BTW James rburley is right though. Please check before posting a double thread. I have done this a couple of times and can understand peoples frustration.

rburley, chill man don't let James get you so angry. Just smile and ignore him if you want.
 
thanks mommy :)
its all good, he must just learn not to shoot his mouth off!
Hows the S8?
 
S8 hmmmm well still fun to drive can't wait for my dad to go away again :D

He is thinking of buying and Aston Martin though. We are going to have a look in November when they open.

Short List of Cars.

Porsche 911 Turbo S
Aston Martin DB9
2006 Audi S8
2006/7 Audi RS6 (When it does arrive)

[EDIT] Waiting for Flames from James for derailing his thread. :D
[EDIT] Just to make james happy. Rburley don't swear man it makes James unhappy.
 
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