EATING BACON WILL MAKE YOU LIVE LONGER

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http://newrisingmedia.com/all/2013/9/30/study-shows-eating-bacon-will-make-you-live-longer

Science has enriched the lives of bacon-lovers everywhere. A study conducted by researchers at ETH Zurich has concluded that the high levels of Vitamin B3 (known as niacin) in this meat could help you live longer.

To test this, Energy Metabolism Professor Michael Ristow fed roundworms a dose of niacin, discovering that they lived one-tenth longer than those who went without. The vitamin is also rich in the likes of Marmite, paprika, peanuts and sun-dried tomatoes. This is surprisingly contrary to what scientiests believed, because the standard assumption has been that niacin promotes the formation of "free radicals," causing faster ageing.

An antioxidant-rich diet has been contradicted by Ristow's findings, which shows that niacin "tricks the body into believing that it is exercising," perfect for any particularly lazy individual.

Next up will be testing the theory on mice, but for now allow me to personally thank science.
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Regular bacon consumption will also combat any inkling an individual might have to run into a crowded space with C4 strapped to his chest.

Bacon saves lives.
 
Why would anyone want to be a suicide bomber if you can have the anticipation of having bacon again tomorrow.

Those poor Middle Easterners. They don't know what they are missing.

The worst thing is that pork meat is forbidden because of their religion (Judaism and Islam). What they haven't realised is that this cultural and religious dogma stems from centuries old acquired wisdom regarding the hygiene and susceptibility of humans to pig illnesses ... and this has eventually been assimilated into their religious dogma.

I'm a Christian. I believe in religious dogma. But not regarding trivialities like this.
 
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as much as I love my bacon, I'd like to see the evidence as it applies to humans as our biology is significantly different to roundworms and mice :rolleyes:
 
After 33 years I've developed an allergy to pork! Screw this thread! :(
 
Good, gooood. The gospel of bacon must spread!

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