Embarrassing first date

Maid_of_Thrones said:
I am going to totally regret my first thread and post.

I had the most embarrassing first date. Today, I me a guy that understands me, a great person to speak to and a really nice guy that I'd probably want to see again. I don't think he would EVER want too see me.

So after having a drink, he took me home. On route traffic was bumper to bumper and I needed to pee. So I told him that I needed to go really badly...long story short, I got in the back seat and peed in a container and messed his car seat.

This is far too embarrassing to share with close friends.
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Sensorei said:
The very important question that nobody has asked yet... what kind of car was it?
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I sincerely hope this did not happen in the Delta Motor Corporation of South Africa Opel Monza 160i GSi Car of the Year 1991
 
OGroteKoning said:
I sincerely hope this did not happen in the Delta Motor Corporation of South Africa Opel Monza 160i GSi Car of the Year 1991
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But that would maybe explain why it happened.

Wouldn't you also piss yourself if you suddenly got offered a drive in the Delta Motor Corporation of South Africa Opel Monza 160i GSi Car of the Year 1991
 
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I'm sorry but who does this, this is hilarious and strange at the same time. Sure you laughed a bit atleast. If he cares about you at all he would laugh with you and forget about it. I once puked out a dudes window whilst driving on the highway and it messed on the side of his car that was the first time we went out as well. Sh## happens and life is too short to feel bad. :D
 
dreamrobin said:
I'm sorry but who does this, this is hilarious and strange at the same time. Sure you laughed a bit atleast. If he cares about you at all he would laugh with you and forget about it. I once puked out a dudes window whilst driving on the highway and it messed on the side of his car that was the first time we went out as well. Sh## happens and life is too short to feel bad. :D
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What the furk? Your quote and your post make no sense.
 
The guy actually made you piss in the car rather than stopping for you?
And you are only concerned about him?
Why not consider that firstly if he was a nice guy he'd stop and secondly he wouldn't care about piss on his seat.
The fact that he expected you to piss in a bottle is really not on imo.
 
Electric said:
The guy actually made you piss in the car rather than stopping for you?
And you are only concerned about him?
Why not consider that firstly if he was a nice guy he'd stop and secondly he wouldn't care about piss on his seat.
The fact that he expected you to piss in a bottle is really not on imo.
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this is a f@#$% up story I must say...she did say they were in bumper to bumper traffic though, chances are there wasn't anywhere private to stop? I wonder who suggested that she do it him or her :wtf:
 
I can't even pee straight into the doctors little cup, standing still and in the comfort of my own private cubicle...
Poor girl with a bottle in a moving car :(

If it were me I would have just peed on the seat where I was sitting :D
 
This guy had a plan, making her piss in the car. She would have had to disrobe to some degree, so I wonder if he looked in the rear-view mirror and got a glimpse of her pissflaps.
 
Embarrassing-first-date -- deceptive heading, was thinking more in line of Embarrassing Bodies or something worst:D....**** happens, in this case, piss....--firm believer, just be real....if people do not like it, well they do not need to get on the bus...welcome aboard, you will fit right in....
 
I'm sure that guy gave himself a golden shower with that bottle of piss after he [-]got rid of her[/-] dropped her off
 
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