Embarrassing first date

[The_Ogre]

you sick f@#$

Shut up, Eks!

 

[Electric]

Hey some people are into that kind of thing.
Plus I've heard pee is really good for your skin...

Apparently drinking your pee is also good for you.

 

[googoodoll]

Apparently drinking your pee is also good for you.

Exactly. So let us not be calling people names because of what they believe is good for them...

 

[yebocan]

Apparently drinking your pee is also good for you.

Pee is excellent in getting rid of any fungal issues, you may have.

 

[lived666]

I sincerely hope this did not happen in the Delta Motor Corporation of South Africa Opel Monza 160i GSi Car of the Year 1991

Was this post really worth reviving a thread that was peacefully resting ?

 

[Sounds_good]

Must have been quite a site for those in traffic

 

[Electric]

Pee is excellent in getting rid of any fungal issues, you may have.

Athletes foot?
Do I piss on my feet or drink it?
This one small fact could really make or break my day.

 

[techead]

gees just hold it in.. some people...

 

[RanzB]

Hey some people are into that kind of thing.
Plus I've heard pee is really good for your skin...

[video=youtube;E8rNKwsehFs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8rNKwsehFs[/video]

 

[googoodoll]

gees just hold it in.. some people...

What??? Hold it in???
You clearly have never NEEDED to pee before.

 

[Kloofvreter]

Hey some people are into that kind of thing.
Plus I've heard pee is really good for your skin...

No, that's cum, not piss.

Apparently drinking your pee is also good for you.

Apparently only from mid-stream.

 

[googoodoll]

No, that's cum, not piss.

Why not both?!?

 

[Kloofvreter]

Why not both?!?

That's what I always ask as well.

 

[Shake&Bake]

Why not both?!?

Urine evaporates from the skin too quickly - semen penetrates the epidermis better and also has a more pleasing aroma than urine.
If the dude ate pineapples before, anyway.

Also semen is a very good source of protein.

 

[D3nz]

Urine evaporates from the skin too quickly - semen penetrates the epidermis better and also has a more pleasing aroma than urine.
If the dude ate pineapples before, anyway.

Also semen is a very good source of protein.

Rofl Did Mercurial tell you that?

 

[Slaught3r]

Never forget the first girl who squirted on me
Thought she peed on me

Name, number and pic pls.


I have never experienced that.

 

[Electric]

Also semen is a very good source of protein.

As Cypriss Hill said, "Protien, HIGH ENRICHED!!!!"

 

[Shake&Bake]

Name, number and pic pls.


I have never experienced that.

So you're wanting to squirt on marine1?
Sure you could just walk up to any dude and the offer will be accepted.

 

[Shake&Bake]

As Cypriss Hill said, "Protien, HIGH ENRICHED!!!!"

Semen - EAT IT!

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cookbook!

That writeup gets me smiling and gagging everytime

http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

That's what she said ^

 

[Shake&Bake]

Rofl Did Mercurial tell you that?

I don't think merc's gotten into what he and the Mrs gets up to on street corners with me...