Embarrassing first date

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First date with a really cute girl. Ended when a really good friend of mine was beaten up by bouncers. I drove him to the hospital while she was sitting in the back, holding his head and applying a compress to his nose.
Ended up with blood all over her dress.

So I finally convince her to go on a second date. This time we stop outside a club, and have a drunk guy walk up - thinking its his buddy's car (Parked one car over) and try to open a locked door, only to rip off the door handle.
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Drunk people...

I had a rule after that. First dates were always neutral places like movies or restaurants.
 
Compton_effect said:
Back to topic.
First date with a really cute girl. Ended when a really good friend of mine was beaten up by bouncers. I drove him to the hospital while she was sitting in the back, holding his head and applying a compress to his nose.
Ended up with blood all over her dress.

So I finally convince her to go on a second date. This time we stop outside a club, and have a drunk guy walk up - thinking its his buddy's car (Parked one car over) and try to open a locked door, only to rip off the door handle.
...
Drunk people...

I had a rule after that. First dates were always neutral places like movies or restaurants.
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Should never have you first date at a club. Loud music, drunk people all round and generally not conducive to getting the deal sealed (unless you dance like magic mike).
 
Slootvreter said:
This guy had a plan, making her piss in the car. She would have had to disrobe to some degree, so I wonder if he looked in the rear-view mirror and got a glimpse of her pissflaps.
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*wipes coffee off screen*
First time I've heard that one.
 
j4ck455 said:
It could have been worse, he could have asked you to take a pregnancy test whilst you were having your way with his car's back seat.
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Or he could've said - "Don't get your axe wound on those semen stains back there, as I'm not prepared to be a father!"
 
Slaught3r said:
Should never have you first date at a club. Loud music, drunk people all round and generally not conducive to getting the deal sealed (unless you dance like magic mike).
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Agreed. Although its always nice to get wasted together and do outrageous things. Only problem is everything will happen on that first date, can make or break a couple.
 
dreamrobin said:
Agreed. Although its always nice to get wasted together and do outrageous things. Only problem is everything will happen on that first date, can make or break a couple.
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In the name of honesty... I would have been rock hard if she had done that in my car. Probably would have given people in traffic a bigger show than just public peeing - if you know what I mean. :D
 
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Maid_of_Thrones said:
I am going to totally regret my first thread and post.

I had the most embarrassing first date. Today, I me a guy that understands me, a great person to speak to and a really nice guy that I'd probably want to see again. I don't think he would EVER want too see me.

So after having a drink, he took me home. On route traffic was bumper to bumper and I needed to pee. So I told him that I needed to go really badly...long story short, I got in the back seat and peed in a container and messed his car seat.

This is far too embarrassing to share with close friends.
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Nuttin' wrong with that at all, you would fit perfectly in with us crowd up on the vlaktes.....
 
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