epididymitis

Gonnococcal urethritis, Streptococcal balanitis
Meningo myelitis, Diplococcal cephalitis
Epididymitis, Interstitial keratitis,
Syphlitic corelitis and anterior Uveitis.

My clapped out genitilia, is not so bad for me,
As the complete and utter failure every time I try to pee.
My doctor says my buboes are the worst he's ever seen
My scrotum's painted orange and my balls are turning green.

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