Erotic game goes wrong as wedding ring 'strangles' man's penis

Baxteen said:
I have not been quiet on the forums lately.

but I am also perplexed as to how a wedding ring could posssibly fit.

I suppose it could have been worse. at least he got the ring part right and not the cock part.

imagine him walking into hospital wiht a rooster attatched to his genitals.
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You had a rooster attached to your nether bits? :eek:
 
The patient reported that he had applied the ring four hours previously for erotic reasons, on the recommendation of friends," the SAMJ said.
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It's all fun and games until someones dick gets hurt. His friends will be telling this story for years.
 
How could he have thought this was a good idea? One look at a ring and you should know that your erect knob won't fit in there unless he is incredibly unfortunate.
 
looks at fingers
looks at ring

looks at peen

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