Erotic game goes wrong as wedding ring 'strangles' man's penis

[Sinbad]

Yoh yoh yoh .. my sack and stick has just gone into reverse turtle head syndrome ...

That would also work

 

[skeptic_SA]

Yoh yoh yoh .. my sack and stick has just gone into reverse turtle head syndrome ...

Ladies we have a Grower in the House....

 

[Sean008]

You must have a big solid brass pair if you'll bring it anywhere near an angle-grinder! :erm:

Most likely not the brass pair he'd be worried about

 

[Jase]

Ladies we have a Grower in the House....

Yes, come rub my magic lamp and watch .. :twisted:

 

[Excalibur]

looks at fingers
looks at ring

looks at peen

nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

 

[porchrat]

Why does the colour of the needle matter? Any significance here?

This is possibly the greatest practical joke I've ever heard of.

They use colours to denote the type of needle. Pink is an 18 gauge, 40mm needle.

A lot of medicine works this way. I suppose it is done so that equipment is identifiable fast.

 

[SauRoNZA]

Hoe die ***?

 

[The_Librarian]

Also on The Register : http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/11/14/married_man_arrives_at_ae_with_wedding_ring_stuck_on_todger/

 

[Pitbull]

Small penis or thick fingers ... that is the question.

Wanted to ask this...

I have never seen a Wedding ring that will fit over my Penis though. And I aint even big. Makes one wonder..

 

[DanDango]

 

[WaxLyrical]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-VJLz65QhM

 

[Moosedrool]

How do you even fit your dick inside a wedding ring? :wtf:

 

[SYNERGY]

How could he have thought this was a good idea? One look at a ring and you should know that your erect knob won't fit in there unless he is incredibly unfortunate.

Dude. Leave erect. How can his flaccid member fit in the ring.

 

[RichardG]

How do you even fit your dick inside a wedding ring? :wtf:

I tried to see if I was able to replicate this experience but without any success the ring is too tiny...

Next time they should just say prince Albert ring

 

[thestaggy]

I tried to see if I was able to replicate this experience but without any success the ring is too tiny...

I was expecting Ninja'd to be the one that tried to replicate this in a controlled environment.

 

[ShaunSA]

I was expecting Ninja'd to be the one that tried to replicate this in a controlled environment.

Ninja'd is more of a taste tester

 

[Ninja'd]

I was expecting Ninja'd to be the one that tried to replicate this in a controlled environment.

Well I don't own any jewelry but I can make a quick trip to the toilet with a keyring. I reckon it would be easier to remove.

Pics coming in 5

 

[Ninja'd]

Nope. Screw that s**t. Tried squeezing the head through when the fear kicked in.

 

[Sinbad]

Love the register comments..
"I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything"

 

[Sinbad]

lol

Limpopo?
Are we really supposed to take this story seriously?