Eskom cannot take a joke

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Power utility Eskom has told employees it will not tolerate the circulation of “Eskom jokes”.

In an e-mail to employees yesterday, Eskom's information security manager Krish Naidoo labelled a number of “Eskom jokes” being distributed in the organisation as “defamatory, degrading, obscene and abusive”.


Circulating such jokes within the organisation was a contravention of Eskom's information security policy, noted Naidoo.

“This is a request for Eskom employees that receive these ‘Eskom jokes' to forward them to group communications and under no circumstances should these jokes be forwarded or circulated either within Eskom or outside Eskom,” he concluded.

Speaking yesterday afternoon, Naidoo explained the mail was a standard warning to employees to remind the workforce of its e-mail policies.

“This is a reputational thing. We are a professional organisation and some of these mails were obscene.”
 
Lol i send it all the time to mail buddies at Eskom!!:)
Guess he's talking bout me:p
 
antowan said:
“This is a reputational thing. We are a professional organisation and some of these mails were obscene.”
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It seems like every moron in SA is employed as a manager at eskom.

Note to eskom management: what you guys have done in the last 10 years has done more damage to your "reputation" than any circulated jokes could possibly ever achieve.

But its good to see eskom's management focusing on the real problems within their mess of a company.
 
antowan said:
Power utility Eskom has told employees it will not tolerate the circulation of “Eskom jokes”.

In an e-mail to employees yesterday, Eskom's information security manager Krish Naidoo labelled a number of “Eskom jokes” being distributed in the organisation as “defamatory, degrading, obscene and abusive”.


Circulating such jokes within the organisation was a contravention of Eskom's information security policy, noted Naidoo.

“This is a request for Eskom employees that receive these ‘Eskom jokes' to forward them to group communications and under no circumstances should these jokes be forwarded or circulated either within Eskom or outside Eskom,” he concluded.

Speaking yesterday afternoon, Naidoo explained the mail was a standard warning to employees to remind the workforce of its e-mail policies.

“This is a reputational thing. We are a professional organisation and some of these mails were obscene.”
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Well well, reputational thing.... all that is gone now....
How about a bit of humour for what's left.... not even enough power is left.... :rolleyes::eek:
 
You mean Eskom gets mail? don't they also suffer from Load Shedding like us?

Think every internal address someone knows should be mail bombed with complaints and jokes about eskom... they don't need to circulate it from inside... It can be sent in to them

ESKOM is the JOKE!
 
I mean really now.. if you cant laugh at yoruself, well then you take yourself too seriously... I think the same goes for legal persons....
 
Circulating such jokes within the organisation was a contravention of Eskom's information security policy, noted Naidoo
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Security? WTF? Just because you're being ripped off for being the poepals of the decade don't start whining about it being a security issue.
 
I saw some guys putting wooden houses on a bakkie a Ferrera's yesterday. Apparently they were shed loading :D
 
timgaul said:
Security? WTF? Just because you're being ripped off for being the poepals of the decade don't start whining about it being a security issue.
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it is a security issue. these emails are making them feel insecure :D
 
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We are a professional organisation and some of these mails were obscene
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hahahaha - the man is a stand up comedian!

I think we should all spam eskom jokes to anyone we know at eskom, especially Krish :)
 
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