Ever had intercourse with a voluminous lady?

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HelterSkelter said:
That sweat fat roll thing smell was not so bad. The worst was this really, really old woman. She was on top, and then she started to make this strange sounds. Her lower dentures got loose and hung partially out of her mouth. She dribbled saliva on my chest.
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What did it taste like?
 
HelterSkelter said:
That sweat fat roll thing smell was not so bad. The worst was this really, really old woman. She was on top, and then she started to make this strange sounds. Her lower dentures got loose and hung partially out of her mouth. She dribbled saliva on my chest.
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Eish you need to quite while you're still ahead dude.
 
Pitbull said:
O so you actually in the closet? Want to sleep next to a woman who feels like a man... Jirre fark!
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Hehehe. a little extra here and there is good. But obese and dentures nooooooo.
Helter Skelter. One brave man. Methinks you deserve the VC.
 
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HelterSkelter said:
That sweat fat roll thing smell was not so bad. The worst was this really, really old woman. She was on top, and then she started to make this strange sounds. Her lower dentures got loose and hung partially out of her mouth. She dribbled saliva on my chest.
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I call BS. Good story though.
 
Many moons ago - Had a girl I just used to bang. She was quite fat, but dogy style worked like a charm. One day she brought her pregnant friend with - she wasn't that fat but obviously had a round belly. Banged her first, then the fatty. Now i won't. I'd rather shag my hand than bang a whale again.
 
HelterSkelter said:
That sweat fat roll thing smell was not so bad. The worst was this really, really old woman. She was on top, and then she started to make this strange sounds. Her lower dentures got loose and hung partially out of her mouth. She dribbled saliva on my chest.
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Barfffff :-( WTF did I just read?
 
no no no....I'll stick to skinny chics thanks. the last 2 I had - both had the most perfect 34b's. :p
godamit I've never spent some much time on a pair of boobs before - I just couldn't get enough of them :twisted:
 
spiff said:
no no no....I'll stick to skinny chics thanks. the last 2 I had - both had the most perfect 34b's. :p
godamit I've never spent some much time on a pair of boobs before - I just couldn't get enough of them :twisted:
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34b's?!?! Pffft

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