Ever had intercourse with a voluminous lady?

[WaxLyrical]

So the sex was great. The only thing that was a bit off was when I smelled my hand, the hand that was not close to her clam. My hand that touched the underside of her hanging stomoch flap of fat roll thing. Damn, it smelled strongly of sweat, like the sweat of a person who worked hard labour for days without showering.

Just imagine you were wrecking a tight personal trainer just after a heavy workout.

 

[TheMightyQuin]

Friend of mine screwed a fat hag from Brooklyn (Cape Town), he said he could smell her hol.

No man

In that part of CT, you smell that just walking past them.

 

[HashiraMadara]

A baby sitter will always be tight.

Yeah no she was loose AF, or for my level then I guess? She is actually still cute. I should try my luck this December... But then again she is a born again Christian now. *f#ck that*

 

[WaxLyrical]

Seems kind of irrational but feel like my member would seem some what ineffective compared to skinnier girl, haven't been with a fatty to really know for sure though :crylaugh:

You member doesn't have a brain. Goes only with "feel"

 

[WaxLyrical]

And then the places where the skin rubbed on skin. Like underneath her arms and her inner thighs. The skin blemished there, became a lot darker, so it looked like her clam had wings spreading onto her thighs.

Tis better of you remember to switch the lights off.

 

[WaxLyrical]

/subscribe


*gets the popcorn*

It's fattening.

 

[WaxLyrical]

This thread is awful but I would like to know what kind of size we are talking about here, like: did you need to use the moons gravity to slingshot yourself at the poon or what?

Not so severe.
Just roll her in flour and look for the wetspot.

 

[HashiraMadara]

Tis better of you remember to switch the lights off.

That's not satisfying the imagination... but then again this case is different

 

[WaxLyrical]

Yeah I fcked a fat pig before, once you're on the job, it still feels good.

Tastes better than bacon?

 

[WaxLyrical]

Dafuq did i read

Intercourse between to misaligned partners.

 

[thestaggy]

So the sex was great. The only thing that was a bit off was when I smelled my hand, the hand that was not close to her clam. My hand that touched the underside of her hanging stomoch flap of fat roll thing. Damn, it smelled strongly of sweat, like the sweat of a person who worked hard labour for days without showering.

 

[Mephisto_Helix]

 

[Kloofvreter]

In that part of CT, you smell that just walking past them.

That is very true

 

[Stillie]

So the sex was great. The only thing that was a bit off was when I smelled my hand, the hand that was not close to her clam. My hand that touched the underside of her hanging stomoch flap of fat roll thing. Damn, it smelled strongly of sweat, like the sweat of a person who worked hard labour for days without showering.

Something wrong with you dude! lol!!!

Thanks for the laugh though

 

[ToxicBunny]

[video=youtube;Sny1Vg9zc7c]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sny1Vg9zc7c[/video]

 

[Spliffcat]

Save the whales, harpoon a fat chick.

Disgusting, don't do fat asses.

 

[Wut]

Save the whales, harpoon a fat chick.

Disgusting, don't do fat asses.

Da boobs dude! Da boobs!!! That and alcohol was involved. Stupid end of year work parties...

 

[Drifter]

Always keep ENO handy when attempting this.

 

[Pitbull]

Save the whales, harpoon a fat chick.

Disgusting, don't do fat asses.

O so you actually in the closet? Want to sleep next to a woman who feels like a man... Jirre fark!

 

[HelterSkelter]

Something wrong with you dude! lol!!!

Thanks for the laugh though

That sweat fat roll thing smell was not so bad. The worst was this really, really old woman. She was on top, and then she started to make this strange sounds. Her lower dentures got loose and hung partially out of her mouth. She dribbled saliva on my chest.