Ever had intercourse with a voluminous lady?

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Baby sitter who broke my virginity was loose AF(or as a kid my thing was too small, mhhhhh :confused: ). Funny enough I saw her Sunday lol
 
This thread is full of lulz :D

Scary how many of the former members are no longer here though
 
So the sex was great. The only thing that was a bit off was when I smelled my hand, the hand that was not close to her clam. My hand that touched the underside of her hanging stomoch flap of fat roll thing. Damn, it smelled strongly of sweat, like the sweat of a person who worked hard labour for days without showering.
 
HelterSkelter said:
So the sex was great. The only thing that was a bit off was when I smelled my hand, the hand that was not close to her clam. My hand that touched the underside of her hanging stomoch flap of fat roll thing. Damn, it smelled strongly of sweat, like the sweat of a person who worked hard labour for days without showering.
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FFS
 
Seems kind of irrational but feel like my member would seem some what ineffective compared to skinnier girl, haven't been with a fatty to really know for sure though :crylaugh:
 
HelterSkelter said:
So the sex was great. The only thing that was a bit off was when I smelled my hand, the hand that was not close to her clam. My hand that touched the underside of her hanging stomoch flap of fat roll thing. Damn, it smelled strongly of sweat, like the sweat of a person who worked hard labour for days without showering.
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:cry:
 
HelterSkelter said:
So the sex was great. The only thing that was a bit off was when I smelled my hand, the hand that was not close to her clam. My hand that touched the underside of her hanging stomoch flap of fat roll thing. Damn, it smelled strongly of sweat, like the sweat of a person who worked hard labour for days without showering.
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Omg....
 
And then the places where the skin rubbed on skin. Like underneath her arms and her inner thighs. The skin blemished there, became a lot darker, so it looked like her clam had wings spreading onto her thighs.
 
HelterSkelter said:
And then the places where the skin rubbed on skin. Like underneath her arms and her inner thighs. The skin blemished there, became a lot darker, so it looked like her clam had wings spreading onto her thighs.
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:crylaugh::crylaugh::crylaugh:
 
HelterSkelter said:
So the sex was great. The only thing that was a bit off was when I smelled my hand, the hand that was not close to her clam. My hand that touched the underside of her hanging stomoch flap of fat roll thing. Damn, it smelled strongly of sweat, like the sweat of a person who worked hard labour for days without showering.
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dude....
 
HelterSkelter said:
So the sex was great. The only thing that was a bit off was when I smelled my hand, the hand that was not close to her clam. My hand that touched the underside of her hanging stomoch flap of fat roll thing. Damn, it smelled strongly of sweat, like the sweat of a person who worked hard labour for days without showering.
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HelterSkelter said:
And then the places where the skin rubbed on skin. Like underneath her arms and her inner thighs. The skin blemished there, became a lot darker, so it looked like her clam had wings spreading onto her thighs.
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And you've ruined my lunch break.

Should've known better than to open this thread while eating rolls of ham.
 
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