Exploding iPhones: Apple speaks out

[rpm]

Apple explains exploding iPhones

US technology giant Apple has assured the EU that recent cases of exploding iPhones and iPods are "isolated incidents", a European Commission spokesperson said on Tuesday.

 

[apogeeza]

recent cases of exploding iPhones and iPods are "isolated incidents

Solly, any news yet on isolated incident #23,957,247?

No sir, but we just got the cover for isolated incident #35,758,163.

That means we can also finally ship isolated incident #41,985,362 to the client?

Yes, and we're lucky that isolated incident #102,459,254 was the last one reported before we admitted there was a general problem. Almost finished now.

 

[Lazy]

Jokes aside, how many before it's NOT an isolated incident?

 

[Tns]

Jokes aside, how many before it's NOT an isolated incident?

until a few deaths occur

 

[apogeeza]

No, a thousand deaths in the ghetto's will go by unnoticed, but it just takes one rich bastid to get the hair on their hands singed ...