EyeBall Licking (Oculolinctus)

WaxLyrical

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Anal sex is overrated. It's only tight when you push it in, but inside her, it's like an open pipe. It doesn't fit as nicely around your cock as her vag would have :(

This fact contributed to your nick I'm sure.
 

Pooky

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Slootvreter you always join these threads and post the most explicit details of sex acts :twisted:
 

azbob

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The last time a thread became about anal, ClintZA got upset and the thread got shut down.
 

SoulTax

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[video=youtube;ki2ZNy3UWG0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ki2ZNy3UWG0&feature=player_detailpage#t=311s[/video]

Specific time stamp being 5:11 into the song. Seems appropriate.
 

ichigo

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I wouldn't even want that to be done to me. This one time some girl tried sticking her finger up my ass and I told her to cut that **** out. She told me others guys liked it so she thought all guys do.

I remember the topic about the girlfriend was it you who made it :p
 

Alan

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Enter thread under the impression it's about eyes and get ass instead.....
 

azbob

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I want you all to ask your partners to lick your eyeballs tonight (or vice versa) and report back.
 

Lucas Buck

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I want you all to ask your partners to lick your eyeballs tonight (or vice versa) and report back.

Why not start small by asking them to lick the sleep out of the corner of your eyes, build up to the eyeball licking from there.
 

DerpiesFreud

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defrik :erm:
its like that snorting condom stuff
except wtf
I dont want to like nobody`s eyeballs,nor do I want anybody to lick mine
 

creeper

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So, having safe Eyelicking, you should wear a contact lens...

...if this keeps going, Durex may enter the contact lens market. :wtf:
 

RiaX

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errr ... right the world is doomed when we hand it to the next generations .... why do we even bother with global warming and stuff.

though until i see it in some pron its not official lol
 
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