Mike Hoxbig
Honorary Master
They signed the armistice, but this is not the thread for war stories, it was a simple joke...the Dutch have surrendered to the French but the French have never surrendered to the Dutch.
France has only ever lost 1 war, the franco Prussian war.
the idea that the French surrendered to the Germans in WW2 was propaganda spread to entice the British public into being willing to join the war. same with the idea that the polish just got rolled over by the Germans, they actually put up fantastic defense that held for 3 days and forced the Germans to adjust tactics for the rest of the War.
now I am not saying that the French are brave and will fight to the last man. but I am saying that the idea that the French just surrender is wrong and should not be spread.
There are plenty other funnier and more valid reason to make fun of the French. like how everyone in France hates people from Paris including people who live in Paris. or the fact that the language thought internationally as French is not at all what French speakers sound like in real life. imagine you learn English from what is deemed the international standard English school, but what they teach you is Shakespearean English and nothing else and then you start talking to people and they speak modern English. that is what learning French is now