Fertility Testing

Kosmik said:
Wife wants 3, I say no and if it ever happens I go for snip, straight!
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My wife also talked about 3, but I couldn't afford that on my salary. Still can't, so I snipped after 2.
 
Cr419 said:
My wife also talked about 3, but I couldn't afford that on my salary. Still can't, so I snipped after 2.
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apparently snipping is grounds for sever trauma......to me by the wife :D She prays for a lotto win or something, knows we can't afford but hope is eternal.
 
Pitbull said:
My wife wanted 2, I gave her two. Then we got pregnant again and because of my luck, third pregnancy was twins :D
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See this happens, I reckon I'm doing a hunger games type thing. Not to the death, I'm not a monster. But for education, new clothes etc.
Might be a good social experiment. 1 goes to school, gets food. The other 3 are home schooled, eat the scraps of the other. See how they all turn out.
 
Kosmik said:
apparently snipping is grounds for sever trauma......to me by the wife :D She prays for a lotto win or something, knows we can't afford but hope is eternal.
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Even if I won the lotto every week for the next 2 months, I still won't want more.

Pitbull said:
My wife wanted 2, I gave her two. Then we got pregnant again and because of my luck, third pregnancy was twins :D
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Holy sh.t, respect dude.
 
Kosmik said:
Nah, if I could afford the schooling, I'd do it. The rest is nothing really.
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Mine ages me, they have 'daddy syndrome', just want to look into my face the whole day. Two is more than enough for me thanks.
 
Honey Badger said:
Or wack off and put a drop of cum in the passage before you go to work. If, when you come from work, the drop is in the kitchen. you soldiers are strong swimmers.
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Or they didn't use a spirit level when building your home.
 
Cr419 said:
Mine ages me, they have 'daddy syndrome', just want to look into my face the whole day. Two is more than enough for me thanks.
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I agree with the wife, would like to have a daughter. Two boys keep me on my toes though.
 
Kosmik said:
I agree with the wife, would like to have a daughter. Two boys keep me on my toes though.
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I'm lucky in that respect, one boy and one girl. Even though we would still have stopped at two, regardless. I just can't imagine two boys, my little girl is easy, my little boy is two hands full.
 
Cr419 said:
I'm lucky in that respect, one boy and one girl. Even though we would still have stopped at two, regardless. I just can't imagine two boys, my little girl is easy, my little boy is two hands full.
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Remember Taz from Looney Tunes? x 2.
 
Cr419 said:
I'm lucky in that respect, one boy and one girl. Even though we would still have stopped at two, regardless. I just can't imagine two boys, my little girl is easy, my little boy is two hands full.
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She obviously hasn't hit her teens yet. ....wait, just wait.
My nearly 19 year old ADHD son was a walk in the park compared to the hormonal teen gal we've got now
 
Ninja'd said:
What the f**k did I do?
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You and Nick drank your own cum. The fact that neither you, nor Nick has any kids means your love juice tastes the same. When you go to PE again, ask him for a taste. I'm pretty sure your respective textures will taste similar -> we will have a reasonable conclusion of what it should taste like. Do it for the team
 
Ninja'd said:
Or they didn't use a spirit level when building your home.
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That's true, so the scary part of my personal experience is that my passage is at a lower level than my kitchen. Yet, when I got home, next to the sardine can the drop sat
 
EMAM said:
She obviously hasn't hit her teens yet. ....wait, just wait.
My nearly 19 year old ADHD son was a walk in the park compared to the hormonal teen gal we've got now
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My one is already becoming cheeky, and keep a record of bloody everything. But I'll cross that bridge when I get to it. for now, she is still the easiest one in the house.
 
Cr419 said:
I'm lucky in that respect, one boy and one girl. Even though we would still have stopped at two, regardless. I just can't imagine two boys, my little girl is easy, my little boy is two hands full.
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That's actually the problem with boy and girl.
With a boy, the first ten years are a pain.
With a girl, the next ten years are a pain.
So you got 20 years with issues. 2 boys or two girls, just ten.

*Disclaimer - got a boy and girl myself.
 
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