Football Banter Thread (2nd Half)

[Heisenborg]

Is this kuk tonight?

 

[AfricanTech]

Is this kuk tonight?

Yes

 

[Heisenborg]

Yes

Urghhhh ok. Switching to 203

 

[_kabal_]

Is this kuk tonight?

Don't worry, there is another one next week too

 

[Heisenborg]

Don't worry, there is another one next week too

Peeeeee ess geeeeeee

 

[The Voice]

Where’s @naughty001?

 

[ectoplasm]

Where’s @naughty001?

Sleeping?

 

[ectoplasm]

Against literally all odds, well done Spurs

Well beating Man Utd isn't anything special, Spurs haven't lost to them all season.

 

[Dave]

 

[Polymathic]

Looks like my decision to stop watching football after the UCL semis was the correct one. even if wanted to I couldn't have the universe made me lose 3 days of work at 4pm and I spent the last ~ 8 hours redoing everything.

@purple face looks like your time will win the Conference and PSG will win the EPL

 

[Hamish McPanji]

Palace won something. Spurs won something. It's the end of the world, I tell you!!

 

[ectoplasm]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1925414388908884010

 

[SHL]

 

[SHL]

Palace won something. Spurs won something. It's the end of the world, I tell you!!

Spurs and Kane winning a trophy...

 

[L-Dog]

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Extend his contract ASAP!

 

[SHL]

Extend his contract ASAP!

Yes! Give him also a chance to spend on overpriced players with overinflated wages.

 

[L-Dog]

Yes! Give him also a chance to spend on overpriced players with overinflated wages.

Have to bring Ronaldo back his experience is invaluable

 

[naughty001]

Where’s @naughty001?

was no surprise, i could have told you that Spurs were going to win BUT we all accept our reality - United are like "**** gone bad for months" and we don't claim otherwise like other clubs who can't face their own realities

as for Spurs - anyone saying that they don't deserve to be in the champions league - well they belong there more than any other club in the premier league except for Liverpool ..... end of story

congrats Spurs

 

[The Voice]

was no surprise, i could have told you that Spurs were going to win BUT we all accept our reality - United are like "**** gone bad for months" and we don't claim otherwise like other clubs who can't face their own realities

as for Spurs - anyone saying that they don't deserve to be in the champions league - well they belong there more than any other club in the premier league except for Liverpool ..... end of story

congrats Spurs

A club finishing in 17th deserves to be in the CL ahead of clubs who finished 2nd to 5th?

 

[naughty001]

A club finishing in 17th deserves to be in the CL ahead of clubs who finished 2nd to 5th?

Yep - they have something that all those other clubs lack - a trophy and a right to ACTUALLY be called champions - so your laugh is hollow and a total amount of donkeys balls - Spurs did better than Arsenal this season because Arsenal were only just first losers .... and history won't remember title races or whoever the fark was second BUT history will remember title wins - whatever the title

Arsene Wenger farked up Arsenal in that respect - he is the reason why they chase the "top four" trophy .... oh wait only first actually gets a trophy