Forgotten anniversary

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take this as a divine sign that someone up there wants her to stop talking for a few days? :P
 
AcidRaZor said:
I'm sorry and I apologize ahead of time because you're older than me but WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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Must be a great deal older because of the childish and immature ranting.

If I want to have a romantic date I go:

a) *phone a friend* "Recommend 5 restaurants with awesome food in <insert your SO's favorite foods"
b) VISIT EACH ONE TO FIND OUT WHAT THE ATMOSPHERE IS LIKE (I usually get to the 2nd or 3rd one and decide)
c) If there's no candles or flowers *ASK THE ****ING MATRE'D, that's what they're there for! Organize it so that you GET THOSE THINGS
d) Buy a bunch of flowers, keep it in the freezer depending on how far ahead you bought it, I usually get the florist to do a special bunch with her favorite flowers in there combined with some of mine
e) SUIT THE **** UP / smell nice
f) BOOM, Restaurant time
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Wow! Thanks for that incisive advice. You must be one of those debonair fellows.

Oh and the fun bit is to tell her what to dress up as and then not tell her where you're going and that it's a surprise!
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Oh what fun, fun, fun. Cute and ultra-sophisticated as well. <rolls eyes>
 
Palimino said:
Must be a great deal older because of the childish and immature ranting.



Wow! Thanks for that incisive advice. You must be one of those debonair fellows.



Oh what fun, fun, fun. Cute and ultra-sophisticated as well. <rolls eyes>
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+1
 
Palimino said:
Must be a great deal older because of the childish and immature ranting.



Wow! Thanks for that incisive advice. You must be one of those debonair fellows.



Oh what fun, fun, fun. Cute and ultra-sophisticated as well. <rolls eyes>
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Agree!
you are overreacting acid...:rolleyes:
 
Least it's not me moaning on an open forum about forgetting 30th anniversary and then rejecting good advice just because you're a lazy ******* who'd rather have your mrs mad at you than spoil her
 
wondering if the OP has the balls to go to his wife and apologize for forgetting without a ruse or putting the blame on her or anything. Wonder if he's mature enough to do that
 
Lol mate women do take things like this seriously although we should 2 :)
Just apologise over a nice surprise dinner I rate(like acid razor suggesyed) and just tell her how sorry you are.....hey you going to have to face the ***** sometime :)
 
AcidRaZor said:
...and then rejecting good advice just because you're a lazy ******* who'd rather have your mrs mad at you than spoil her
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O swarve and debbenair one, I am not rejecting good advice, I am rejecting YOUR advice. Did you know that the way to draw an rsehole is with an asterisk? I imagine you with an asterisk for a mouth. Do they call you Malema Mouth?
 
AcidRaZor said:
I'm sorry and I apologize ahead of time because you're older than me but WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU?

How did you get someone to be married to you for 30 years and not **** it up yet?

I'm not saying you should LIE to her. Can you read? Are you able to? PUT YOUR GLASSES ON AND READ. Hell, go get lasik surgery or put in contacts or get your grandchild to "PC" it for you...

Organize everything. Get her to the ****ing restaurant. Say "Happy ****ing anniversary baby". Give her a ****ing necklace or something. Then get ready to apologize because she'll obviously go (probably very sarcasticly) "What is this for? Anniversary? We don't have an anniversary!?" OR EVEN "Our anniversary was 8 days ago..."

Well then. What do you say then? Hell, you're old as ****. You should know by now how to interact with people!

Go, "Oh lordie lord lord **** **** **** **** ****, I forgot the date?! I thought it was today!" or ****ing tell her you forgot but hope to make up for it and your stupid ass tonight!

You'll get a ****ing A for effort my dyslecic friend! How can she stay mad at you or be cross with you if you remembered

1) Pretending it never happened will get you nowhere fast
2) Accusing her of forgetting will bring up all the times YOU forgot AGAIN and start a fight
3) NOT DOING ANYTHING WILL ALSO BE SUICIDE

So what the **** is your problem?!?!?!

Are you so ****ing pessimistic in life that if something goes wrong with your plans that you curl up in a little ball and cry? emo much? do you still live with your mother or something?

Like I said. GROW A PAIR.

Take her out to a romantic date. PLAN the ****ing thing because with some sort of plan there is little to GO WRONG.

You're probably this type of guy that will *see* a romantic restaurant then go there one night and they say "Sorry, we're booked for the night"

GEE ****ING WHIZZ, I WONDER IF THERE WAS SOMETHING YOU COULD HAVE DONE TO AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT LIKE THAT!?

And if you care so much what the OTHER guys think about your own relationship with your wife and what you do for her when you **** up big like this then why not go **** them then. See if they'll give you some nookie. I'm sure some of them must have moobs or a nice squishy ass you can sexually please yourself with.....

****ing hell dude.

The idea I gave you will work, but it's up to you to finesse it so that she won't divorce your forgetful ass

Go out to dinner. Give her a nice necklace and say you're going on a cruise or something for vacation. (Like other folks say, make it big because you ****ed up big)

Then WHEN she says you forgot, APOLOGIZE and say yes, but when you remembered YOU ****ING DID SOMETHING OTHER THAN POST ABOUT IT ON A FORUM!!!!!!!

GET
YOUR
ASS
IN
GEAR
AND
DO
SOMETHING!
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Well said if somewhat forthright. Home truths are never palatable. You have much you can teach Agony Aunts who skirt around the real issues :D
 
Palimino said:
Pot. Kettle. Black.
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Just because I can't spell doesn't mean I'm dyslexic. You have much to learn about the world still. Wikipedia is a great start. Also check out www.howstuffworks.com and there's a website specifically for men which I forget now that I haven't been to in ages. Teaches you manners, grooming techniques, how to talk to women (and deal with issues like this) etc.

There's a lot of help available for you.

As a last resort I'll consider marriage counseling.
 
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