Albereth
Honorary Master
The worst are security guards at government departments. They change their rules every day. I've parked in front of the boom before just to piss these guys off - they won't even bother to help you find out why you haven't been put on the access list. "Uh, sorry, I haf no phone in my boof".
The best security guards are in the Carlton Centre. They go out of their way to help you find a parking space and are super friendly - and they don't expect a tip.
But the Dainfern mob.... I may be wrong but I thought that there used to be a road from William Nicol to Cedar and that the Dairfern people blocked it off. I can remember taking a ride with a colleague and for what ever reason we ended up on that road, next thing we're in a queue and we get an access pass. So we wander through and at the other end the guards say we have to go back to the entrance we came in. The didn't realise that my colleague was a complete and utter loon and tailgated some resident. Of course this resident had to stick her nose in the whole deal and tried to stop to block him - the boom came down on her car and then lifted up. She went forward to get out of the way and we drove past and waved. I think he may still have their access card thingy.