Funniest Noob Wispers

[Boomrooker]

When i was on my Druid.
W: Can you tank X
Me: I am resto
W: That's OK resto's make good tanks.

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[noswal]

Someone last night in Dalaran was asking for a portal to shat.

And just plain annoying is people asking what the daily is when they are in Dalaran

 

[Oculate]

And just plain annoying is people asking what the daily is when they are in Dalaran

I bug my guildies for that I don't ever logout in Dalaran though, takes a minute to load

 

[Boomrooker]

Barrens chat
noob: How do i make monies?
me: kill things
noob: how do i make lots of monies
me: kill lots of things.

noob to my lvl 20 shaman alt

noob - when hunter can get pet?
me - at lvl 10
noob - no way can they get it at lvl 8 ?
me - no
he - but I see a lvl 7 nelf hunter here with a bear pet
me - lol, this is his druid friend

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[Pitbull]

Easiest way to make 100g with no effrot wat so ever in Barrens. Go north West by that Birdy things, kill 100 and get the Deviate Fish recipe (1%0 drop rate) I always did that first before doing any quests in barrens

 

[mZbZ]

noob - when hunter can get pet?
me - at lvl 10
noob - no way can they get it at lvl 8 ?
me - no
he - but I see a lvl 7 nelf hunter here with a bear pet
me - lol, this is his druid friend

good one boom

 

[Boomrooker]

was trying to get a group together for ZF with me tanking. Invited a shadow priest.

me: cool we now have a healer
SP: i can;t heal
me: dude, you can. spec doesn't matter . You just have to get out of shadow form and heal
SP: i am dps, i didn't buy any healing spells

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[Oculate]

SP: i am dps, i didn't buy any healing spells

lol, now thats pure fail

 

[Y2K]

ROFLz, these are hilarious!

My most funniest moments are when ppl ask my LVL 70 Lock in AV to MAKE A TABLE or during a Instance, to SHEEP SQUARE.

Another great one is when ppl ask my DK to heal & insist I'm a Pally.

When I was on Executus, a Hunter Guild would run around IF area & pretend to try & tame me (I was in Cat Form). Pretty soon we had 2 lil hunters follow me around wondering why they cant caste Tame Pet.

 

[Boomrooker]

walking into hellfire in moonkin form:

[noob] whispers: cool! is that flight form?!?

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[Barfish88]

had some noobs getting very aggo with me cause I didnt want to give them a portal. Proberly one of those spells Rogues have to buy. lol