Funniest Noob Wispers

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Saw this on other forums thougth you guys can add some if you got?

1.Noob: Hey are you healing spec ?
me: no im resto spec.
Noob: Ok nvm then

2. N00b: Want to come Arcatraz need healer or tank?
me: sure I'll heal it
N00b: no you area druid go bear and tank!
me: I'm resto I can't tank.
Noob: you are a druid you got bear so you can tank.

3.ME: Hi, I have a question. Do you have time?
GM: No lol! Do you think I get payment for this *#!#?
ME: Ehm... I don't know, really...
GM: What do you want?
ME: I want to report a bug?
GM: Lol... World of Warcraft is BUG FREE you retard! Its just your imagination!
ME: Well, thx anyway...
GM: Lol... May the light of BLA BLA BLA guide you! Jackass!

I cried all night :

me: (standing in Moonkin form in TB)
lvl 13 Orc hunter: "Hey, where do you get the costumes from?"
me: O.O

a guy: "what specc?"
me: "balance"
a guy: "balance between what?
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along with wtb port to og inside warsong hold, catch the bloody zepplin you lazy git

My personal favourites though are the ones when I am say tanking nexus hc and someone whispers me "LF tank Nexus HC"...

And the one word questions "Healer?", normally they get back answers like "No, used pony salesman" or similar
 
/2 LF Raid to do [Shave and Haircut]

hehe I do that often :D

Getting massive "LOL"'s when I do that :p

Or when the server is buzzing with gold sellers I link the 1000g looted of mobs achievement, can't recall the name but it goes like this.

/2 WTB Goldseller for [Achievement]
 
What i hate the most, and I experienced this with my Shaman.

You join LFG for a set instance and put a note "Enchancement Spec"
You get a random invite the group is full and only once you are all at the instance they ask, ok so who heals ? By then there is a druid, Pala and Shaman in the group all not spec'd for healing.

Doesn't bother me much, I just used Astral recall and leave group. But what about the other people who's HS is on CD ? :D
 
I helped another mage with a quest the weekend and for my "payment" he gave me Intellect buff and asked if I want a portal somewhere :p

For those who don't know, I play a mage :p
 
Getting asked to come heal Nexus/random instance then I usually reply if I can do it in my tanking gear.

8/10 times they don't get it.
 
Got this random whisper few days ago:

(I'm level 39 paladin, he's a level 24 Rogue)

Noob: Come
me: ? wat?
Noob: come come come
me: come where? wtf?
Noob: level 19 elite, come
me: LOLWAT?
Noob: come help kill come
me: No.
Noob: COME COME COME COME
me: NO
Noob: COME
me: *Comes on your face*
 
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Whenever I end up doing OS or VoA pugs I always encounter 2 things that annoy the crap out of me.
People who are for summons when we either don't have a Lock or our Lock is on the other end of the earth.
It's not a big issue for Sarth but for VoA it's bloody annoying.
The other thing is having to tell the Raid a million times that I am MT/OT.
People just don't pay attention to what they're being told.
 
One of my best moments was almost three years ago. I was just introduced to the effects of deviate fish by my girlfriend and we were running around in the Barrens in our pirate form when we encountered a Tauren druid. We laughed, danced and chickened him. Ran a few circles around him and continued. A few seconds later I see in him in the Barrens chat.
Druid "I think wow is bugged. I just saw two humans I could talk too."
Random "Impossible".
Druid "No, no, really. They were also listed as Trolls."
Other random "Trolls don't look like humans. You must be mistaken"
Druid "I'm not. I think we can still find them if we are fast."

This continued for a minute or so until I climbed back up on my chair and explained the Deviate fish.
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This made me lol.

Check this out http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/2325/harrassmentam4.gif
 
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Pitbull said:
Doesn't bother me much, I just used Astral recall and leave group. But what about the other people who's HS is on CD ? :D
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Simple, you perform a ghetto hearth.

Enter an instance as a group, leave group and in 59 seconds you automatically get portaled to your Inn. Even if your HS is on cooldown, it merely refreshes the CD timer. So if you want to bail, just disband and hang around.

Ghetto hurtstone ftw :D


Last night I boosted a priest mate through deadmines and a little lvl 12 hunter asked to join. He rolled need on a cloth spell item & i warned him ... later on he needed on a mace (for a huntard?) ... so I kicked him.

He kept asking to be invited and eventually got ghetto hearthed. Soon to follow by a whisper from him "plz inv me I'm in auberdine :( "

I lol'd. Did he expect us to wait for him to run to deadmines from there without a mount?
 
My favourite one is when I get asked to create a portal lol (Im a warlock btw ;))

or when I am asked to summon a table :D

They make me LOL
 
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