Funniest Noob Wispers

Well this isnt funny, but I was questing back in Outland think it was HFP at 61. I get an invite with a /w saying "want Ramparts?", so i accepted... turns out its a 15 and 21 in the barrens, so I got spammed in /p "Help, come to crossroads"... told them to take a running jump towards the closest wall and left :mad:

I learnt this from a guildie who has now left the guild. Ask if anyone wants a portal after the raid (usually everyone), make a portal to Theramore, without moving make another portal to Dalaran... watch the guild roster as half the guild ends up in Kalimdor >.<
 
Loop... said:
I dont get this game at all, I tried playing it once but just dont get it.
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To avoid any more derailing.

@Loop... you're entitled to your own opinion and no-one is forcing you to browse here.
 
Voicysaurous said:
Horde must _REALLY_ be dumb :P
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I dont know. Im alliance, and i have had some real doozies.

i was asked to come join a grp to Draktharon by someone, while i was doing some dailies in Icecrown. When i joined the grp the leader asked me if i was dps or tank. I said i can dps, but if he wanted me to tank i can do that as well. He said, no sorry they already have a tank. So i said, ok. good luck. and left. a second or 2 later i got a whisper from the tank to say he left the grp as well.

Im a warlock, btw
 
zippy said:
I dont know. Im alliance, and i have had some real doozies.

i was asked to come join a grp to Draktharon by someone, while i was doing some dailies in Icecrown. When i joined the grp the leader asked me if i was dps or tank. I said i can dps, but if he wanted me to tank i can do that as well. He said, no sorry they already have a tank. So i said, ok. good luck. and left. a second or 2 later i got a whisper from the tank to say he left the grp as well.

Im a warlock, btw
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*lol*

Dude I'm on a RPPvP server. Believe me, sometimes I wish you could gank alliance as well >.<

Hehehehe, clothie tank. Should be something! I've made quite a successful rogue "Evade tank" for 10 seconds at a time. Heck, I even tanked attumen once :D


BTW, off that wowbash site I was crying when I read this.
 
lol, the portal thing is funny :p

When asked to make a portal I make one to Stonard and just watch everyone land up there :p

They don't fall for it anymore though :p Need to let is cooldown first ^^
 
Our one mage always popped 2 portals after a raid.

One to Shattrath and another one to Exodar right ontop of it. He's had to go to Exodar to bring the guys back quite a few times :p
 
Random Guild chat (Can't remember the guild or realm)
"If your uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle Jack off an elepahnt"

Pretty amusing at the time:p
 
Method said:
Thats where invisibility comes in handy :p Pop Mirror Image to get rid of the adds and go invis :D
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I specced full arcane (to get a feel for whats to come next patch), instant invis is so sweet :p
 
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