Funny things your Kids say.

[Hobbs zn]

****Sorry bad morning start posted in wrong section could an admin move please.****

Some of you that have kids know that they can come up with some of the funniest things. Lets her what your had to say that made you laugh.

I will start off.

This morning driving my 4 year old to school and a song came on the radio. She started to sing to the song so I said this is Justin Bieber singing. In return she said with out hesitation. I know that but why does he sing like a girl.

I proceeded to laugh my butt off.

she was still waiting for my explanation to her question which i could not bring my self to tell her what i really wanted to say about how he sings. I just said that's the way he sings love.

 

[isie]

So a few months back on Hendrik Potgieter there was one of those trailer adds parked on the Island for a Sex shop called Luv land it caused a bit of stir for the locals (Anyone lives around Hendrik Potgieter road will know about it) any way first time we saw it wife and I looked at each waiting for our daughter to ask something,
Daughter shouts out-what is wrong with these people, that's not how you spell Love

 

[senyetse]

On the beach at Nature's Valley several years ago when my daughter was about 4. My daughter and I were walking along the beach and my daughter says very loudly and within earshot of the subject, "Look at that lady's big boobies!" I just looked the other way and marched on.

 

[Mars]

My son tells me the other day that our labrador Sam is going to lay an egg.
Then when the egg cracks we will get a labrador puppy. But a boy puppy because Sam is a boy.

He comes up with the strangest things.

 

[ShaunSA]

My son tells me the other day that our labrador Sam is going to lay an egg.
Then when the egg cracks we will get a labrador puppy. But a boy puppy because Sam is a boy.

He comes up with the strangest things.

Well he is the son of a Madman

 

[The_Ogre]

May I suggest we add ages as well, just to contextualize things.

Last night I told my 3 year old to go to their room as its bedtime. Now she and our 6 year old share a room - the 6 year old was in the room at the time.

So the 3 year old tells me: "Daddy you are confusing me". So I started laughing, she then crosses her arms, frowns and looks at me with a stern look in her eyes: "Daddy I'm weally weally sewious".

I still don't know what I did wrong

 

[Sinbad]

My stepdaughter was watching Harry Potter with me. She looked at the Thestral... says to me "Only people who've seen death can see those right? So howcome I can see it?"
She's 14. And blonde.
I told her to remember the goat we ran over on the way down to Ballito... "Ohhhhh...."

 

[Sapcat]

My friends kid, while in the queue at the bank, asked her mommy why she dosen't wear underwear.

 

[grok]

Doens't really translate to english but my eldest got quite disgusted with me one day when I asked her if she'd like some yoghurt, that's when she replied ..

'Dis nie jou-ghurt nie dis my-ghurt!'

 

[Hosehead]

precocious 9 year old. Get pulled by traffic police and as he's writing out a pile of tickets for various infractions real and imaginary, she hops out of the car, sits on the bull bars of the car and starts chatting to the cop busy writing on the bonnet, and they appear to be having an animated conversation and finally I tell her to SHHHHHH and she goes loudly " Daddy, I'm saving you money"

 

[STS]

My 3 year old son was teaching his mommy how to play Xbox last night

"Press down mommy. You're doing it wrong."
"You push the blue button to jump. yay mommy, you did it"
"Mommy, you must hit them"
"Oh noooooo, you must run away from those mommy"

 

[Mars]

Last week we where at mykenos langebaan for a few days with the family. We went to someone Greek evening there. On the way there my son and I ( he is now 4) stop off at the toilet. We both go and have a wee, and then wash and so forth. When we arrive at the table my son announces to the restaurant at large " my dad has a BEEEG winky!" :wtf:
I just said " that's right my boy" in a tired voice and sat down..

 

[D3nz]

On the beach at Nature's Valley several years ago when my daughter was about 4. My daughter and I were walking along the beach and my daughter says very loudly and within earshot of the subject, "Look at that lady's big boobies!" I just looked the other way and marched on.

Last week we where at mykenos langebaan for a few days with the family. We went to someone Greek evening there. On the way there my son and I ( he is now 4) stop off at the toilet. We both go and have a wee, and then wash and so forth. When we arrive at the table my son announces to the restaurant at large " my dad has a BEEEG winky!" :wtf:
I just said " that's right my boy" in a tired voice and sat down..

A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother’s, and asked her why.
The mother told her son, “The bigger they are the dumber that person is.” Satisfied with the answer, the boy left to play in the ocean, but returned to tell his mother that many of the men have larger “winkies” than his dad.
His mother explained, “The bigger they are the dumber that person is.” Again, satisfied with the answer, the boy returned to the ocean to play.
Shortly after, the boy returned again, promptly informing his mother, “Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets!”

 

[faniebraai]

We are having Bunny Chow tonight, so my daughter (11) walks in and I ask her, "Do you know what we are having for dinner tonight", and she replies with, stumbling over her words, "Bun.. Bunji... I almost said Bunji Jump, I meant, we're having Bunji Chow"

LOL I had to laugh.

The other day we were coming back from a trip to the in laws, and its quite a way to drive, so she says "I'm so lus for KFC, I can smell it". We rounded a corner, and she says "Look, I told you I smell chicken. Look there, it says Chicken Tjops" And I'm like what? Looking around what she saw, I see a sign written against the wall "Kitchen Tops" I almost rolled the car

 

[mooks]

Minimooks was about 4yrs old when she was seated in the backseat as we were driving down Beyers Naude drive. We were stopped at a traffic light right near a local fishery`, when all of a sudden I hear this super excited voice shout from the back 'Mommy look! I found nemo!'

I turn to see her pointing and waving furiously at a wallmural of an orange fish that had been painted on the wall of the fishery. Cute kid

 

[mooks]

Minimooks was about 4yrs old when she was seated in the backseat as we were driving down Beyers Naude drive. We were stopped at a traffic light right near a local fishery`, when all of a sudden I hear this super excited voice shout from the back 'Mommy look! I found nemo!'

I turn to see her pointing and waving furiously at a wallmural of an orange fish that had been painted on the wall of the fishery. Cute kid

 

[Kosmik]

My son is nearly two and bables a few words that are quite difficult to make it but lately he repeats my wife's favourite expression pretty clearly. He do something and say:"there you go!" emphasis and all.

We find it hilarious and a shock for a toddler who doesn't even say mom or dad yet.

 

[BobsLawnService]

When my little one was abou 2 1/2 he became amazed at the idea that I could "fik" (Fix) broken toys and stuff around the house. One day we were walking along Blouberg beach by the shipwreck and he asked me what it was and why it was there so I told him it crashed and was broken so it couldn't move. His response was "They must ask daddy to fik it."

Sweetest thing ever when they are at that age where they think that dads can do anything.

 

[faniebraai]

My daughter, the 11yo one, comes to me this afternoon. "we are starting to learn about hormones and stuff in school", so I ask, "what do you think?", and she's like "eeewwww, grosssss!!" That's what a dad likes to hear my baby, especially about things like birds and the bees. You keep thinking that...

 

[Nikita_k]

We were walking into woollies centurion mall when this Indian looking guy with long beard walked passed us, and my 3 year old daughter excitedly shouted at the top of her voice and said “mommy , mommy look Aladeen. It’s Aladeen mommy” pointing at the guy. That guy turned to look at her and smiled and said "at least she’s not calling me Osama bin laden".