Getting over a romantic heartbreak

[Herr der Verboten]

45 is the new 25.

Face it I know many a 60s guy with a hot 20 something asian wife. And i mean hottttttttttt. Makes girls here look like amateurs.

Definitely asian fetish pattern here...

 

[Herr der Verboten]

ja but we all know that once an asian wife hits 30 she'll immediately look 73

Not forgotting some comes with penises.

 

[3WA]

Not forgotting some comes with penises.

It's only gay if you still carry on after you find the penis.

 

[Herr der Verboten]

It's only gay if you still carry on after you find the penis.

We need to know more about this and how your evening went.

 

[3WA]

We need to know more about this and how your evening went.

I always do basic due diligence with the four point check:

1.) Adam's Apple
2.) Mustache
3.) Elbow angle
4.) Testicles

Never fails!

 

[HelterSkelter]

Visit her one last time. Ask to use the bathroom. Piss in her shampoo.

 

[Harmonic]

How does one get over a romantic heartbreak?

Very recently got dumped (after about 3 months together, I thought things were going well), very painful (in my chest) and sad. Last time my heart was broken was 2012 but it wasn't nearly this bad, the other 2 relationships over the intervening years didn't end in heartbreak. My sleep is all messed up, I do not want to work, food is off little interest beyond having to force myself because my stomach is complaining.

So to the people with more experience in these things, how does one deal with it?

My goto strategy would have been to bang her sister and/or best friend. Or I would just grow up and move on with my life

 

[gotaway]

How does one get over a romantic heartbreak?

Very recently got dumped (after about 3 months together, I thought things were going well), very painful (in my chest) and sad. Last time my heart was broken was 2012 but it wasn't nearly this bad, the other 2 relationships over the intervening years didn't end in heartbreak. My sleep is all messed up, I do not want to work, food is off little interest beyond having to force myself because my stomach is complaining.

So to the people with more experience in these things, how does one deal with it?

Use the over/under method

 

[Mike Hoxbig]

Visit her one last time. Ask to use the bathroom. Piss in her shampoo.

Upper decker works better, she'll never forget him...

 

[Vlad-III]

Should let us know where she frequents. A few encounters with some of the okes from here and she will be running back to you in no time

 

[DapperDanMan]

Is that a block of cheese in the glass

It's a custard pudding made from breast milk.

But it is yet untouched by @supersunbird as he is pictured wincing and recoiling after having sniffed a fistful of cocaine instead. (See powder residue on hands.)

The other picture is not of @supersunbird because clearly that is Jeffrey Epstein in his prison cell.

 

[ShaunSA]

Old maids are many, but virgin is none.

True

 

[ShaunSA]

If you can remember the names of all the women you been with, good, if you cannot, you either nasty or have a memory problem or both.

wtf schit is this?

 

[Polymathic]

Sounds like OP more concerned about being forever alone than the actual breakup.

It's shockingly easy these days to pickup a girls number these days, make eye contact, ask her what she's up to and tell her you want her number or WhatsApp contact. You might get a little argument just for the girl to pretend that she's playing hard to get.

 

[Polymathic]

What is with this assumption there was no sex? There was hot steamy sex from the start. Maybe that is part of my feeling of loss?

Maybe steamy hot from your perspective and tepid and dry from hers