Going in for surgery tomorrow

[GhostSixFour]

Must hurt having a w@nk with an extra bone in your shoulder.

 

[Xino_sam]

Celine, if you read this message - it can only mean one thing - YOU SURVIVED your op. or they have internet connection wherever you are....

By the way this op. can have some good after affects - you will be a few grams lighter.

Sorry - I was too late to wish you luck before the op. :-(

 

[AstroTurf]

so i will be going in for surgery on my shoulder tomorrow morning. and no i haven't told anyone because i don't really talk about my ailments, i don't want to be reminded of the agony i'm in sorry.

for 6 months i've been in this absolute agony and the doctor first thought it was tennis elbow. so he gave me 3 shots in my elbow. i thought it worked but i was misled. the pain was still there.

i have been taking pain killers for all these months now until i said to my doctor enough i can't take anymore. so he sent me this orthopedic surgeon who took xrays. this dude points out to the computer screen and says, "there's the problem." well i still to this day have no clue what he was pointing out to. i saw bones but nothing else. he then tells me to exercise. still the pain persists.

so i go back to my doctor and tell him, no this fool didn't know what he was talking about i need to see a specialist. off i go see an orthopedic specialist. he examined my shoulders and asks me what is this bone here, this was my left shoulder. so i say, my shoulder and laugh. he did a scan and then looked at the xray. he says "oh no this isn't right, you have an extra bone in your shoulder." :wtf: so i ask him where did this bone come from? he says to me "you were born with it and it hasn't given you problems all this time, now that you are older it's causing problems and your shoulder is now inflamed. this must be removed."

i said to him, maybe it was my twin that was there while i was in my mother's womb, and laughed.

so tomorrow is the day i have this alien bone removed. i can't wait this pain has been unbearable.

Ask if you can keep the bone for "ancestral reasons"

 

[akescpt]

hope all is well...

 

[Stokstert]

Sell the bone to a sangoma.

 

[DerpiesFreud]

can I have the bone ?

 

[Mortymoose]

Good luck and make sure you get a reciept ....

 

[copacetic]

Hope you got rid of your alien bone without complications, Celine.

 

[Hemi300c]

All the best and I hope all goes as anticipated.

 

[Shiraz]

Hope all went well

 

[Mortymoose]

Get the stamp for free parking....

 

[biometrics]

Wonder if it was exostosis: http://mybroadband.co.za/vb/showthread.php/463699-Exostosis

 

[Shake&Bake]

hey Celine - hope all went well and we'll here from you soon

And post pics of the X-ray

 

[mandana]

All the best Celine and a speedy recovery

 

[Mortymoose]

hey Celine - hope all went well and we'll here from you soon

And post pics of the X-ray

There's an xray? Now I know why I joined this forum...

 

[D3nz]

Hiya Celine, hope you doing well. We want pics of the bone too

 

[biometrics]

 

[Mortymoose]

Ok..

 

[Makron]

Hope you recover nice and easy.

 

[Celine]

hello all......was not even funny this. thought it was going to be 10 mins, turned out was in for an hour and i was cut, didn't have lapscope surgery, there was more wrong. typing with 1 hand will update when i'm feeling human again. tendons torn,was fixed.