Good Pickuplines?

Some really old ones, it might work, since it may appear novel, when I was a laaitie, the (older) teenage boys use these type of lines:

Girl when I look into your eyes, I see paradise.

Meisie, hoe lyk it, ek & djy naked?

My eldest brother had a little hardcover with all these type of pick up lines. I must tease him the next time I see him.
 
My late father, always use to say, it is not what you say, it is how you say it. He once said this phrase in the old fruit & veg store, before proceeding to a woman with her two daughters who were about my age, and said something to the woman, that left the woman blushing and smiling like a teenager, her daughters were smiling as well.
 
My late father, always use to say, it is not what you say, it is how you say it. He once said this phrase in the old fruit & veg store, before proceeding to a woman with her two daughters who were about my age, and said something to the woman, that left the woman blushing and smiling like a teenager, her daughters were smiling as well.

Well that helps
 
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