Good Pickuplines?

rh1 said:
My late father, always use to say, it is not what you say, it is how you say it. He once said this phrase in the old fruit & veg store, before proceeding to a woman with her two daughters who were about my age, and said something to the woman, that left the woman blushing and smiling like a teenager, her daughters were smiling as well.
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A cucumber will never go soft on you?
 
You look her in the eye, lift her chin up and whisper: "If you were an emergency fund, the ANC would have looted you a long time ago"

If that doesn't send a shiver up her spine, I don't know what will.
 
didn't pickup lines die out with the era where you actually had to go to a dive bar or seedy club to get laid?

now you swipe right or left, done

but I digress, the best pickup line I've ever heard was Afrikaans and so vulgar even I hesitate to repeat it online ... and when I say "best" I mean I want to be around to see the dude who dares to use it get slapped or kicked in the balls, not "best" as in it would work, in fact if it ever worked you should probably run as fast as you can to get away from whoever it worked on
 
NarrowBandFtw said:
the best pickup line I've ever heard was Afrikaans and so vulgar even I hesitate to repeat it online ... and when I say "best" I mean I want to be around to see the dude who dares to use it get slapped or kicked in the balls, not "best" as in it would work, in fact if it ever worked you should probably run as fast as you can to get away from whoever it worked on
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Tell us!!!
 
NarrowBandFtw said:
didn't pickup lines die out with the era where you actually had to go to a dive bar or seedy club to get laid?

now you swipe right or left, done

but I digress, the best pickup line I've ever heard was Afrikaans and so vulgar even I hesitate to repeat it online ... and when I say "best" I mean I want to be around to see the dude who dares to use it get slapped or kicked in the balls, not "best" as in it would work, in fact if it ever worked you should probably run as fast as you can to get away from whoever it worked on
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Now you have to give it to us.
 
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rh1 said:
I dont recall using any pick up lines with my wife. I think it was just: Hi I am rh1, you are?
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I've also never needed pickup up lines. My wife and I go back to school days though so didn't use pick up lines, we were friends at first.
 
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NarrowBandFtw said:
didn't pickup lines die out with the era where you actually had to go to a dive bar or seedy club to get laid?

now you swipe right or left, done

but I digress, the best pickup line I've ever heard was Afrikaans and so vulgar even I hesitate to repeat it online ... and when I say "best" I mean I want to be around to see the dude who dares to use it get slapped or kicked in the balls, not "best" as in it would work, in fact if it ever worked you should probably run as fast as you can to get away from whoever it worked on
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As they use to say on the Cape Flats: Maak ons wys
 
I met my wife by scaring the crap out of her (were both working late at clients house and she didn't know i was on the premises)
As an apology I offered to take her out for drinks ;-)
 
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